Posted in the Glasgow Forum
#1 Aug 2, 2009
i was just reading a book and it said that diet coke was made out of embalming fluid .have you heard this and can it be true .
Since: Apr 08
Half a mile past Hell.
#2 Aug 3, 2009
Yes. Yes is is. Also, certain kinds of fruit punch are made out of human penises, Bubble Yum chewing gum contains spider eggs, McDonald's hamburgers contain worm meat, chocolate milk is made from "regular" milk rejected for containing too much cow's blood, & Mountain Dew will shrink testicles and lower sperm count.
And lastly, as I've always maintained, Sonic's slushies are made out of exhumed corpses & corn syrup.
The only way to protect yourself from all of these things is to take a "bath" in cleansing fire. All you need to do is douse yourself with gasoline & light a match. Then you will be "cured" of all of your problems & the world's gene pool will be saved from your fucktarded, mouth breather sperm.
Good luck to you.
#3 Aug 3, 2009
they shine appeles with it to .thats what make them so shiny and last longer ,so if you see shiny red apples they have been rubbed in it .(preserve)
#4 Aug 3, 2009
Yes It's true, but only the fuid that leaks out of a corpse is used. It tastes better.
#5 Aug 3, 2009
the amish dr. will tell you this , he is very against it.
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