can i marry my cat?
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Since: Oct 09

Hart County, KY.

#22 Jan 15, 2011
If I marry my dog....am I marrying a 13 year-old......or a 91 year old?
hillbilly

Glasgow, KY

#23 Jan 15, 2011
Original T Jefferson wrote:
If I marry my dog....am I marrying a 13 year-old......or a 91 year old?
in your case who cares roflmao
imao

Glasgow, KY

#24 Jan 16, 2011
im gettin meow mix as a present

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#25 Jan 16, 2011
lluv u wrote:
i love my cat can i?
Of course you can! It would have to be a very private ceremony. You know ppl will talk!!!

Congrats to you and your pussycat!!!! lol
marriage

Elizabethtown, KY

#26 Jan 16, 2011
If gay marriage is allowed then they might as well allow interspecies marriages. Any marriage that isn't between a man and a woman isn't really marriage in God's eyes anyways. So go ahead and marry your cat and live a sinful lifestyle.
cat got my tongue

Glasgow, KY

#27 Jan 17, 2011
haha wrote:
If you marry the cat, or any other pet can you then claim them on your taxes? And can I change my healthcare coverage to family and will it then pay for the vet?If yes, then I want to marry my dog, or cat, or one of my horses. Which ever will agree as long as they don't make it a requirement to consummate the union, cause thats kinda sick.
Send your cat to Obediance School once a year and you can keep your furry mate on your insurance for 27 years. I just looooooove Barry Hussien!
june

London, UK

#29 Mar 4, 2011
i want to marry my cat but i live in the uk is it legal
wtf

Raywick, KY

#30 Mar 4, 2011
why do you wanna marry your cat? thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard funny though guess your bored with people!!!
june

London, UK

#31 Apr 5, 2011
im not bored with people but my cat has always been there for me where people havent.They can say nasty stuff about you behind your back where cats would never do that and yes i know they cant talk and they are really loyal where people arnt
but the fact that you have searced this aswell does this mean that you are intrested in marrying your cat?
Me too

Maizuru, Japan

#32 Jul 17, 2012
I want to marry my cat!! She's beautiful...

Since: Oct 09

Hart County, KY.

#33 Jul 17, 2012
wtf wrote:
why do you wanna marry your cat? thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard funny though guess your bored with people!!!
Because humans and dogs wouldn't put up with their BS, and would make them feel inferior!
truth

Glasgow, KY

#34 Jul 17, 2012
This thread was started by a moron who doesn't understand the concept of "consenting adult".
truth

Glasgow, KY

#35 Jul 17, 2012
In other words, when a cat can sign a marriage contract, let me know.
Stick wick

Bowling Green, KY

#36 Jul 17, 2012
It must be awfully boring in Glasgow. Now they're stooping to zoophilic romance.
Punchy

Athens, NY

#37 Oct 11, 2012
I've had two cats for almost 8 years. Am I cat-Mormon?
lol

United States

#39 Oct 11, 2012
lol wrote:
If you want to marry your car, you must be a real loser and that's the only pussy you can get.
Oops. Should be "cat" and not "car". Damn phone keyboards.
Looney Toons

United States

#40 Aug 1, 2013
I am white and my dog is black. If we marry should I keep human health insurance or switch to her pet insurance?
Moronically

Glasgow, KY

#41 Aug 1, 2013
haha wrote:
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that means you have a common law cat. lol
If u democrat

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