why does my ass itch so bad
rotflmfao

Stout, OH

#32 Aug 23, 2010
yeah at least jenny wipes her arse when she gets done on the crapper...
whoknows

Glasgow, KY

#33 Aug 23, 2010
Wolf wrote:
Sounds like you've got worms... My dog sits on its arse and drags it across the yard when they flair up... Seems to help, you might try that...
now that's funny I don't care who you are.
tony amadoor

Decatur, AL

#34 Aug 23, 2010
Wolf wrote:
Sounds like you've got worms... My dog sits on its arse and drags it across the yard when they flair up... Seems to help, you might try that...
...he tried dragging his arse across the yard but she beat his arse instead when he grabbed her by her hair,,,,thanks..........
JUSTANOTHERGIRL

Clovis, CA

#35 Jun 23, 2011
10 thousand comedians outta work and this guy gets stuck with you all!!!!!! LOL, too funny!!!!!!!
wash

Glasgow, KY

#36 Jul 3, 2011
Jk. It could be worms, hemorrhoids healing or stress. Try anti monkey butt powder.
twilight guy

Parry Sound, Canada

#37 Jul 3, 2011
Maybe your washing detergent does'nt agree with you.

Since: Oct 09

Hart County, KY.

#38 Jul 3, 2011
twilight guy wrote:
Maybe your washing detergent does'nt agree with you.
If he washed/used detergent, he likely wouldn't have the issue....

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Since: Oct 10

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#40 Jul 4, 2011
Drag you ass across the carpet I do. Hahahahahaha sorry couldn't resist.

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anonymous

Jefferson City, MO

#43 Jan 20, 2013
companion wrote:
<quoted text>wait till its real red and the throw the alcohol to it
You know I wanted to say something. but if anyone is stupid enough to put a alcohol on your burning as deserves the pain lol
bigidea

Summerville, SC

#44 Jan 23, 2013
A last resort is to use a wire brush on it, or drop your shorts and rake up and down on a shag bark hickory tree.then stick a kerosene rag in between your cheeks. wont cure it but you never will forget how bad it hurt. works on cats too!

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#45 Jan 23, 2013
Don't be shy. I just usually drop my Sponge Bobs then scoot on gravel, sidewalk or pavement. Sure people will stare at you, but who cares as long as the itching stops.
Poor hygeine

Cave City, KY

#46 Jan 24, 2013
Sounds like to me you have a bad disease.. If you would scrub your ole ass with soap and water that would help. May not cure it but it might help the smell. Then take some antifungal creme and rub on it for the itch and scratch it with both hands.
NurseB_me

Elizabethtown, KY

#49 Jan 25, 2013
I agree that it's likely an infection or a worm infestation. See your doctor to rule out anything serious. You can diagnose pinworms by putting a piece of clear tape on your anus at bedtime. They come out at night and will stick to the tape. You can also have someone else look with a flashlight after dark when the room is dark, or do it with a mirror yourself. Hygiene may be an issue...either way, you should get it checked out.
old time horse doc

Glasgow, KY

#50 Jan 25, 2013
Sound like a case of the original old time itch, you need to dig some poke root and take a bath in it and the itch will stop.
Herb

Glasgow, KY

#51 Jan 25, 2013
old time horse doc wrote:
Sound like a case of the original old time itch, you need to dig some poke root and take a bath in it and the itch will stop.
That's probably why his bung itches- he took a poke.
Bestadvice

Glasgow, KY

#53 Jan 25, 2013
You got it from the guy who has anul warts..You must report this to the police dept right away.
Did you go to the Horse cave theater.
bigidea

Charlotte, NC

#54 Jan 25, 2013
After you catch them worms on that piece of tape, what do you do with them? train them for the circus? or go fishing?
Skeedamon

Los Angeles, CA

#56 Jan 26, 2013
I get the fire after I eat really spicy eats (which I do all the time). My doctor told me to wipe better and also give me this spray called "fire in the hole" i am not kidding. this stuff really works amazing but don't know where to get it other than the doc
red heat

Elizabethtown, KY

#57 Jan 26, 2013
I have an oily discharge and it gets hot when I walk and gives me raw ass

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#58 Jan 26, 2013
Discharge is something to go to doctor for! could be internal "roids" or some kind of liver problem or polyps. get it looked at. might save your life.

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