why does my ass itch so bad

why does my ass itch so bad

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Raw Deal

Glasgow, KY

#1 Jun 7, 2010
my ass burns so bad i cant even put soap and water on it . Whats a brother to do
Confucious

Glasgow, KY

#4 Jun 8, 2010
Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Dr Oz

Glasgow, KY

#6 Jun 8, 2010
This could be one of several medical conditions.You could have hemorrhoids,parasites,or possibly a yeast infection.All of which could be treated by your phycician.See your Dr.and get this treated you'll feel much better.
no name

Glasgow, KY

#8 Jun 8, 2010
My first guess would be hemorrhoids....they're very uncomfortable, and itch like crazy...But, don't scratch, or you'll only make them worse..
lol

Irvington, KY

#9 Jun 8, 2010
Athletes Foot Spray, fix'll it right up. Tolnaftate in it is a anti-fungal agent and the acholol will cure the rest.

It'll also cure swimmers ear.

Wal-mart Brand is fine
what

Horse Cave, KY

#11 Jun 8, 2010
YES GET HEMORRHOID cream-it helps even if thats not 5the problem--also go to the doc--you may have pin worms-a lot of kids get these-they can be caught from a bathroom stool just by sitting on it-or even a bed where a child slept if they had them

Since: Oct 09

Hart County, KY.

#12 Jun 8, 2010
Raw Deal wrote:
my ass burns so bad i cant even put soap and water on it . Whats a brother to do
I ran this by my friend Pokémon, the Jamaican proctologist, and he said:
Let me see if I can guess at the other symptons:
You were recently released from jail?
There is extensive chafing?
You got cigarettes from someone in the can named Big Bubba
You got something else in the can?
You may have: Phaggot's arse.
Try some Phaggot Arse spray- they say the Neil & Bob brand is pretty good.
Wolf

Glasgow, KY

#13 Jun 8, 2010
Sounds like you've got worms... My dog sits on its arse and drags it across the yard when they flair up... Seems to help, you might try that...
Andy

Chicago, IL

#16 Jun 8, 2010
Original T Jefferson wrote:
<quoted text>
I ran this by my friend Pokémon, the Jamaican proctologist, and he said:
Let me see if I can guess at the other symptons:
You were recently released from jail?
There is extensive chafing?
You got cigarettes from someone in the can named Big Bubba
You got something else in the can?
You may have: Phaggot's arse.
Try some Phaggot Arse spray- they say the Neil & Bob brand is pretty good.
YOU are too damn FUNNY!!!!!!!

You really need to be on stage, and I'm not talking about the Plaza; I mean big-time!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!X a million!
pos

Decorah, IA

#17 Jun 8, 2010
might try learning to wipe ya arse when ya poop.

Since: Apr 10

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#18 Jun 8, 2010
Sounds like you visited the ladies at the Happy Valley Motel or Wally at the Park View in CC.
companion

Glasgow, KY

#19 Jun 9, 2010
lol wrote:
Athletes Foot Spray, fix'll it right up. Tolnaftate in it is a anti-fungal agent and the acholol will cure the rest.
It'll also cure swimmers ear.
Wal-mart Brand is fine
wait till its real red and the throw the alcohol to it
scream in deamon

Glasgow, KY

#21 Jun 9, 2010
use some vicks salve that will do the trick
fire in hole

Glasgow, KY

#22 Jun 9, 2010
icy hot also works well for itch
Madam X

Glasgow, KY

#23 Jun 9, 2010
Or try some Mentholatum or Icy Hot. Makes it burn off whatever is making your ass itch.

Since: Jun 10

Glasgow

#24 Aug 22, 2010
take your finger and scratch your butt hole then when it starts burning have someone to blow on it lmao hahahaha
i know

Glasgow, KY

#25 Aug 23, 2010
jenny knows all about having an itchy butt, but she can't help it, dirty, itchy butts run in her family

Since: Oct 09

Hart County, KY.

#28 Aug 23, 2010
i know wrote:
jenny knows all about having an itchy butt, but she can't help it, dirty, itchy butts run in her family
Awww, C'mon...don't start picking on Jenny again!

“Fight Like A Girl”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#29 Aug 23, 2010
Original T Jefferson wrote:
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Awww, C'mon...don't start picking on Jenny again!
Yeah what you said.Leave Jenny alone.

Since: Jun 10

Glasgow

#30 Aug 23, 2010
its funny how all kinds of people was making a joke out of this and i come along and try to make a little joke and you have to say something about it...my butt is just fine lol and thx wicked and OTJ

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