Almost New

Lexington, KY

#47 Dec 22, 2008
Gene wrote:
I found one in the parking lot at the horse cave bookstore. It wasn't to dirty and didn't smell that bad. I'm gonna clean it up some and give it to my best buddy
That's probaly the used one my friend took back to return ... They gave it back to him along with the better one that vibrates ... He said he threw the other one away ... Look at it real close , if it's got a couple of anal hairs inbeded in it , that's it !!!
Gene

Glasgow, KY

#48 Dec 22, 2008
Naw it didn't have pubic hairs inbeded in it. It was a black one and it was laying nest to a Walbert truck.
Almost New

Lexington, KY

#49 Dec 22, 2008
Gene wrote:
Naw it didn't have pubic hairs inbeded in it. It was a black one and it was laying nest to a Walbert truck.
Nope that was'nt it ... His was multicolored ... He said he threw it in the dumpster behind the new truck stop ... I guess he was telling the truth ???
it seems to me

Glasgow, KY

#50 Dec 22, 2008
now all the truck drivers are gonna be dumpster diving
blazin

Glasgow, KY

#51 Dec 22, 2008
no a guy selling them down at the fruit market
Old

Henderson, NV

#52 Dec 22, 2008
Don't let the guy at the fruit market get that thing mixed up with your bananas though. Might give your ol lady a heart attack.
J De

Glasgow, KY

#53 Dec 22, 2008
I found that using root vegies is alot cleaner and a wide variety exists for length, girth, etc. As a bonus you don't have to worry about cleanup.
LULU

Glasgow, KY

#54 Dec 22, 2008
do they have them that glow in the dark
casper

Glasgow, KY

#55 Dec 22, 2008
im not liying when i tell you i got a friend who takes vibraters back after he uses them and gets another one so he can surprise his girlfriend each time they are together .so id bleach the darn things before ya use them.the only time i wear a but blug is when i got a meeting and ive ate to many refried beans
car wash boy

Glasgow, KY

#56 Dec 23, 2008
Do they make a vibrating butt plug. I checked at horse cave and they don't have any
Wrong

Greenbrier, AR

#57 Dec 23, 2008
car wash boy wrote:
Do they make a vibrating butt plug. I checked at horse cave and they don't have any
The hell they don't ... Horse Cave or Upton may not carry them , but yes Doc Johnson makes a complete line of vibrating butt plugs any size you want !!! I would post a link here for you , but the last time I posted a link to a porn site here on topix , I got banned and had to open a whole new account on my pc ...
car wash boy

Glasgow, KY

#58 Dec 23, 2008
Wrong wrote:
<quoted text>The hell they don't ... Horse Cave or Upton may not carry them , but yes Doc Johnson makes a complete line of vibrating butt plugs any size you want !!! I would post a link here for you , but the last time I posted a link to a porn site here on topix , I got banned and had to open a whole new account on my pc ...
Hey, thanks a lot. I wanna get one soon. Probably should start with a smaller size I suppose. I don't like pain and it might hurt
Wrong

Greenbrier, AR

#59 Dec 24, 2008
They are kind of hard to find but there are also inflatable butt plug available ... They are not really that big going in , but you can inflate them to the size of a grapefruit for that fullfilled feeling once they are inside your rectum ... The only drawback to them is they don't have a check valve and you can inflate them so big they will burst inside of you ... If you over do it and bust one you'll feel like your dying for a few minutes , but eventully you'll let a big fart and feel like your old self again ...
Mikey D

Glasgow, KY

#60 Dec 24, 2008
Wrong wrote:
They are kind of hard to find but there are also inflatable butt plug available ... They are not really that big going in , but you can inflate them to the size of a grapefruit for that fullfilled feeling once they are inside your rectum ... The only drawback to them is they don't have a check valve and you can inflate them so big they will burst inside of you ... If you over do it and bust one you'll feel like your dying for a few minutes , but eventully you'll let a big fart and feel like your old self again ...
you better watch out for them inflatable ones. My best friend tried one of them and it must have been a real good one cause it blew up as big as a basketball. He looked like a pregnant woman and was rolling around on the shop floor crying and carrying on. we called the ambulance and they were trying to keep from laughing when they loaded him up. The doctors had to cut him open to get it out without busting. He don't use any of them anymore. sometimes I call him bubble butt and he gets mad at me.
Wrong

Greenbrier, AR

#61 Dec 24, 2008
Mikey D wrote:
<quoted text>
you better watch out for them inflatable ones. My best friend tried one of them and it must have been a real good one cause it blew up as big as a basketball. He looked like a pregnant woman and was rolling around on the shop floor crying and carrying on. we called the ambulance and they were trying to keep from laughing when they loaded him up. The doctors had to cut him open to get it out without busting. He don't use any of them anymore. sometimes I call him bubble butt and he gets mad at me.
Wow as big as a BASKETBALL !!! Do you know where I could order one of those ... Talk about a gift that keeps on giving !!!
BIG DENNIS

Glasgow, KY

#62 Dec 24, 2008
Mikey D wrote:
<quoted text>
you better watch out for them inflatable ones. My best friend tried one of them and it must have been a real good one cause it blew up as big as a basketball. He looked like a pregnant woman and was rolling around on the shop floor crying and carrying on. we called the ambulance and they were trying to keep from laughing when they loaded him up. The doctors had to cut him open to get it out without busting. He don't use any of them anymore. sometimes I call him bubble butt and he gets mad at me.
where did he get this i like things in my butt it makes it easier when i fart my wife and i like the kinky things to keep our bedroom life happier
luckyyou

Glasgow, KY

#63 Dec 24, 2008
Dumb-asses
speedfreak

Glasgow, KY

#64 Dec 24, 2008
personally my fav is the hard cock of a man
Joe

Glasgow, KY

#65 Dec 25, 2008
I like to keep one in my butt to make it easier to fart. One night after a mexican dinner I went to let a burrito fart and the damn thing shot out of my butt all the way across the room and cracked the mirrow on the back of the door. My wife started yelling thought we were having a earthquake.
Wrong

Greenbrier, AR

#66 Dec 25, 2008
Be careful of those p-enis pump things too ... I bought one and the directions said to shave your p-ubic area to insure good suction ,so I did ... I got my p-enis just about fully pumped up and the durn thing sucked my left nut up into the cylinder ... Talk about painfull , I liked to have never got that durn thing off me...

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