Four vying for detention center top spot

Grant County has interviewed four candidates for the position of administrator for the Grant County Detention Center, and a top candidate has been selected but will not be named until the screening process has been completed and a formal offer made.

[Billy the squib]

That's like 'Four vying for most embarrassing hemmorhoid operation to be filmed for med student training.' Why would anyone anyone want their hemmoroids noticed and why would we care?

But here we are. Reading just another Newspaper glorifying just another government paid puke do government puke duties. Clap your hands, everybody!