Editor's column: How do you pronounce...

Editor's column: How do you pronounce Gettysburg?

There are 28 comments on the Evening Sun story from Aug 16, 2013, titled Editor's column: How do you pronounce Gettysburg?. In it, Evening Sun reports that:

In a town famous for the fighting that took place there, it seems natural that folks could agree on almost nothing, even how to pronounce the place s name.

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OneBadApple

United States

#2 Aug 18, 2013
The same way you would blow into your palm to make a fart sound
Davenport

United States

#3 Aug 19, 2013
OneBadApple wrote:
The same way you would blow into your palm to make a fart sound
Never have truer words been spoken.

You can't even call the police to protect you around here, they are probably the ones robbing and shooting at people. Just read the newspapers, Gettysburg bites wind.
Jersey

Avalon, NJ

#4 Aug 19, 2013
So I came here looking for an article a friend saw and in my search I had to scroll through the first 5 pages of topics. What gives with this forum? I only went back 5 pages, 500 threads, and nearly every one says last by Pink Eye, Davenport, or Colorado Chick. That's a whole lot of time spent saying the same things over and over again back and forth to each other no?
Davenport

United States

#5 Aug 19, 2013
Jersey wrote:
So I came here looking for an article a friend saw and in my search I had to scroll through the first 5 pages of topics. What gives with this forum? I only went back 5 pages, 500 threads, and nearly every one says last by Pink Eye, Davenport, or Colorado Chick. That's a whole lot of time spent saying the same things over and over again back and forth to each other no?
That's a lot of time that you spent worrying about something that you can't change, you stupid, bumbling Gettysburg hick. Violent Crime and Child Rape are what Gettysburg is known for, so get lost ,you worthless hillbilly.
Jersey

Avalon, NJ

#6 Aug 19, 2013
And now I understand why no one other than you three bother posting here. Thanks for clearing that up lmao. Please feel free to continue your oh so intelligent discourse free of any actual readers or contributors.
Jersey

Avalon, NJ

#7 Aug 19, 2013
Davenport wrote:
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That's a lot of time that you spent worrying about something that you can't change, you stupid, bumbling Gettysburg hick.
Not nearly as much time as you chump, err champ. Last by Davenport hahahaha!
Hector

Gettysburg, PA

#8 Aug 19, 2013
Jersey wrote:
So I came here looking for an article a friend saw and in my search I had to scroll through the first 5 pages of topics. What gives with this forum? I only went back 5 pages, 500 threads, and nearly every one says last by Pink Eye, Davenport, or Colorado Chick. That's a whole lot of time spent saying the same things over and over again back and forth to each other no?
For one thing Pink Eye and Davenport are the same person, absolutely no doubt about that. Colorado Chick has never even sat foot in Gettysburg and is just someone who posts all over Topix nonstop so just ignore her nonsense.
Hector

Gettysburg, PA

#9 Aug 19, 2013
Steve Gratman is another alias for Pinkeye and Davenport aka Homeless and Horny.
Steve Gratman

United States

#10 Aug 19, 2013
OneBadApple wrote:
The same way you would blow into your palm to make a fart sound
There's a lot of crime down there in Gettysburg. Many Child Rapes too.

It's sad these hick losers even argue those facts. They must feel worthless inside. I would too if I was from Gettysburg. Thank God I'm not!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#11 Aug 23, 2013
DUDE...KINDA Hard to PRONOUNCE a Written word on a site that ONLY printed letters APPEAR!!!

DUH!!!
Davenport

United States

#12 Aug 23, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
DUDE...KINDA Hard to PRONOUNCE a Written word on a site that ONLY printed letters APPEAR!!!
DUH!!!
Pronounce "Gettysburg" like you are splattering the inside of a toilet with chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Steve Gratman

United States

#13 Sep 5, 2013
Davenport wrote:
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Pronounce "Gettysburg" like you are splattering the inside of a toilet with chocolate soft serve ice cream.
I pronounce Gettysburg D.O.A.

This rotten little town has been dying for years. The Child Rape Epidemic and the vocal White Supremacists put the final nail in Gettysburg's cheap pine wood coffin.

Good riddance. I hope the entire borough is swallowed up by the earth.
Davenport

Gettysburg, PA

#14 Sep 5, 2013
The KKK has applied and received permits to have demonstrations in the GBNMP several times already. In the past a few of them showed up and got just a bit of attention. Once they even made the local paper, and a few times, after getting the approved permit, they didn't even show up.

It is no big deal. The national media may show up and some of the local media from miles away, will have a flash, but there will be no problems and people will hardly know they are here, if they show up.
Steve Gratman

United States

#15 Sep 6, 2013
Davenport wrote:
The KKK has applied and received permits to have demonstrations in the GBNMP several times already. In the past a few of them showed up and got just a bit of attention. Once they even made the local paper, and a few times, after getting the approved permit, they didn't even show up.
It is no big deal. The national media may show up and some of the local media from miles away, will have a flash, but there will be no problems and people will hardly know they are here, if they show up.
You are a typical Gettysburg loser who tries to minimize the awful things about his worthless little town.

Gettysburg is a cesspool of Violent Gang Crime, Child Rapists and White Supremacists. What a dump.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#16 Sep 6, 2013
GET-TYS-BURG...GOT that Kearney .aka Davenport..???
Davenport

United States

#17 Sep 7, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
GET-TYS-BURG...GOT that Kearney .aka Davenport..???
Gettysburg is the Child Rape Capital of the United States.
Davenport

United States

#18 Oct 5, 2013
Davenport wrote:
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Never have truer words been spoken.
You can't even call the police to protect you around here, they are probably the ones robbing and shooting at people. Just read the newspapers, Gettysburg bites wind.
The local hicks are mad because I'm right about Gettysburg. A Deputy Sheriff was arrested for STEALING nearly $100,000 worth of merchandise from a local store. Then the guy killed himself.

I hope you moron hicks follow suit. It's a good start. Gettysburg licks toilet seats.
Steve Gratman

Toledo, OH

#19 Apr 17, 2014
I find it easier to pronounce correctly when Davenport's penis is in my mouth
Davenport

Toledo, OH

#20 Apr 17, 2014
Steve Gratman wrote:
I find it easier to pronounce correctly when Davenport's penis is in my mouth
Awww, look, it's another frustrated local loser!

His self-esteem is directly tied to a two-bit town.

People stop in Gettysburg to take a dump on their way to somewhere important.
Pink Eye

Emmaus, PA

#21 Apr 17, 2014
Steve Gratman wrote:
I find it easier to pronounce correctly when Davenport's penis is in my mouth
you're so proud of that fact, you have to post it?

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