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Pink Eye

Emmaus, PA

#24 Jul 19, 2014
Davenport wrote:
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There's a lot of crime down there in Gettysburg.
Its safer in Jersey City
Pink Eye

Emmaus, PA

#26 Jul 19, 2014
Steve Gratman wrote:
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Kids and dogs get raped by Gettysburg Men all the time.
Its neither safe for man nor beast.

I wonder what they're posting on Borvent these days
Just Sharted a lil

United States

#27 Jul 21, 2014
Pink Eye wrote:
<quoted text> Its neither safe for man nor beast.
I wonder what they're posting on Borvent these days
I remember when this was all over the news near my nephew's hunting property outside of Chambersburg. But it wasn't reported in Gettysburg. Strange, they must be ashamed of what happens in Gettysburg. Most towns would own up to it, not try to sweep it under the rug.

Then again, most towns don't have the problems of Gettysburg.
Davenport

Toledo, OH

#29 Jul 21, 2014
Davenport wrote:
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There's a lot of crime down there in Gettysburg.
I said the exact same thing in this very thread just 3 days ago. Weird
Davenport

Toledo, OH

#31 Jul 21, 2014
So did you post that on Friday as me, or did I post it? Are you saying you're being impersonated now, or was the Friday post bogus? Are you Gratman, Davenport, etc or am I? This is where keeping the names of who's posting what gets very confusing. Either way you used a lot of exclamation points telling me how frustrated I am. I think this board is getting to you. You're way too involved. You need a vacation. All of you
Davenport

Toledo, OH

#33 Jul 22, 2014
More platitudes from Davenporf. So frustrated he can't even type his name correctly. Checkmate indeed
Davenport

Toledo, OH

#35 Jul 22, 2014
Davenport wrote:
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You're so dumb you just admitted I'm the one and only.
You're stuck in the minors, kid. Mimicry is all you have.
You lose. Ha!!
Gettysburg: The Child Rape Capital of the United States.
Yeah, the one and only Davenporf lmao
Davenport

Toledo, OH

#37 Jul 22, 2014
Davenport wrote:
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Awwww, little local has to focus on a typo... He's mad that his hometown is being dragged through the mud right in front of his stupid face!! He's impotent!!
Gettysburg: More Kids are Raped in Gettysburg Than Any Other Town Its Size.
I live in Ambler and have never set foot in Gettysburg. You've got nothing but platitudes
Davenport

Toledo, OH

#38 Jul 22, 2014
I just love making you stroke out from time to time and, clearly, I always win. This burr will be under your saddle long after I've stopped playing with you. Just like always
Just Sharted a lil

San Mateo, CA

#40 Jul 23, 2014
Davenport wrote:
I just love making you stroke out from time to time and, clearly, I always win. This burr will be under your saddle long after I've stopped playing with you. Just like always
None of this helps Gettysburg. The more you talk about it, the more it comes up when people search for Gettysburg. Can you imagine trying to order a sausage pizza in Gettysburg and seeing recipes for Gettysburg sausage? For most, this is highly unpalatable.

If I were you and really wanted to help my hometown, I would stop posting and adding to the results of a page-ranking algorithm that makes poop on a roll come up when one searches for Gettysburg pizza shops.
Gettysburg Sausage Works

Detroit, MI

#41 Jul 23, 2014
Davenporf?
Gettysburg Sausage Works

Detroit, MI

#44 Jul 23, 2014
Is the whole Gettysburg Sausage thing catching on yet? Can't believe you went so far as to add it to the Urban Dictionary. You may be a little too invested in this whole thing.
Gettysburg Sausage Works

Toledo, OH

#47 Jul 23, 2014
Really? Sounds like you and it was entered by Davenport. It lacks a certain originality just like all your posts here. I mean, it could be Shippensburg Sausage, Harrisburg sausage, or fill in the blank sausage. I did learn what a Gettysburg hat trick is though. It's when you score four goals. Get it? Score four. That's original and actually applies to Gettysburg specifically. You're lame and obsessed, nice work
Gettysburg Sausage Works

Toledo, OH

#48 Jul 23, 2014
Not to mention you're the only person I've ever heard reference the Bristol stool scale. Whatever that is. Are you a fecalpheliac?
Gettysburg Sausage Works

Detroit, MI

#50 Jul 24, 2014
Davenport wrote:
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-philiac, stop trying to sound all smart. You're not. You're a Gettysburg moron.
All you've got is the incorrect spelling of a word that was invented by South Park? That's not a no. So, let's recap. You did add that to the Urban Dictionary (obsessed), you are a fecalPHILIAC (obsessed), you use multiple names and talk to yourself (obsessed), you talk endlessly about pedoPHILIA (obsessed), and when I'm done with you you'll keep posting here alone in perpetuity (obsessed). Sound about right?
Pink Eye

Emmaus, PA

#51 Jul 28, 2014
Gettysburg Sausage Works wrote:
<quoted text> All you've got is the incorrect spelling of a word that was invented by South Park? That's not a no. So, let's recap. You did add that to the Urban Dictionary (obsessed), you are a fecalPHILIAC (obsessed), you use multiple names and talk to yourself (obsessed), you talk endlessly about pedoPHILIA (obsessed), and when I'm done with you you'll keep posting here alone in perpetuity (obsessed). Sound about right?
i'd like to add that tourists gather around me to hear of my family's involvement with the war.

I've made their vacations much brighter, they all say it. Good thing I'm as wonderful as I am, otherwise Gettysburg would have very little going for it.

You're welcome
Oh really

Philadelphia, PA

#52 Jul 28, 2014
Gettysburg Sausage Works wrote:
<quoted text> All you've got is the incorrect spelling of a word that was invented by South Park? That's not a no. So, let's recap. You did add that to the Urban Dictionary (obsessed), you are a fecalPHILIAC (obsessed), you use multiple names and talk to yourself (obsessed), you talk endlessly about pedoPHILIA (obsessed), and when I'm done with you you'll keep posting here alone in perpetuity (obsessed). Sound about right?
The suffix comes from the Greek language. Do you know what that is? Does your education consist mainly of cartoons?

I'm starting to think that you ought to leave this site, it seems to be bothering you greatly.
Pink Eye

Emmaus, PA

#53 Aug 11, 2014
Oh really wrote:
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The suffix comes from the Greek language. Do you know what that is? Does your education consist mainly of cartoons?
I'm starting to think that you ought to leave this site, it seems to be bothering you greatly.
The term "Gettysburg sausage" comes from the greek term, "child molester" which when translated is also known as Gettysburg's hidden crimes.
Davenport

Philadelphia, PA

#54 Aug 11, 2014
Pink Eye wrote:
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The term "Gettysburg sausage" comes from the greek term, "child molester" which when translated is also known as Gettysburg's hidden crimes.
There's a lot of crime down there in Gettysburg.
Just a thought

Clarkston, MI

#55 Sep 27, 2014
Steve Gratman wrote:
Kids are sexually victimized in Gettysburg all the time.
Yep, just read the headlines and one is bound to see stories about child sex abuse on a daily basis.

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