Candy kane

Grimsley, TN

#70295 Mar 6, 2013
cruty comments make theworld o rnd
The way it all happened

United States

#70296 Mar 6, 2013
For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.
The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1 . Liberals

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.
That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement...

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing.This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men.

Some note-worthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.
Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals.
Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America ..

They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this

Since: Feb 13

Guild

#70297 Mar 6, 2013
"I don't believe people should be able to own guns,"

1996 supported a ban on handguns

1998 supported a ban on the sale of all semi automatic guns

2004 advocated banning gun sales within five miles of a school or park, which would have shut down nearly all gun stores

This is the real Barack Hussein Obama/Barry Soetoro

"Barack Obama is the most anti-gun president ever. That claim is based not on my own interactions with him back in the 1990's but on his own public record over many years."

"The greatest threat is in his [Obama's] power to reshape the federal courts...Each appointment to the Supreme Court could determine whether the people are allowed to keep their guns."

John Lott Jr - economist and former collegue of Obama at the University of Chicago.

Since: Feb 13

Guild

#70298 Mar 6, 2013
D.C. snow storm buries Global Warming...er, I guess it's now, "climate change" hearing.

Of course, the "reason"???? Global Warming!

When it's hot - it is because of Global Warming.
When it's cold - it is because of Global Warming.
When a drought occurs - it is because of Globla Warming.
When it rains too much - it is because of Global Warming.
When tornadoes hit - it is because of Global Warming.
When hurricanes hit - it is because of Global Warming.

Now, of course, it is man who is the cause!
SSS

Paris, TN

#70299 Mar 6, 2013
This Country is doomed! Not because of anything the Politicians have done or may do, but because the decent People will sit back and do nothing to prevent it, or take the high road, ignore what the worst in our Society are doing to destroy it and just refuse to get involved. THAT is what will kill our Country quicker than any Foreign Threat or Al Quaeda ever could.

We are destroying ourselves because we refuse to take an active stand against the EVIL People that live among us!

If we won't even do it on this Forum, how can anybody think that we would do it for this Country or ourselves!

When Good People do NOTHING, the Bad People will ALWAYS win, and it take ALL the Good People rising up to stop the EVIL Ones! We've already set back and let the BAD People get too much of a Foot-hold for it to require anything less.
GOOD People, your very SURVIVAL depends on whether or not you're willing to fight for it and that is not an exaggeration!
Truth Detector

Jamestown, TN

#70300 Mar 6, 2013
Nuh_ wrote:
One step closer!
Eric Holder: Drone strikes against Americans on U.S. soil are legal
http://washingtonexaminer.com/eric-holder-dro...
And the people who elected this bunch were outraged at the Patriot Act.
SSS

Paris, TN

#70301 Mar 6, 2013
You may think these Bad People are Buffoons to be ignored. They are not! They are driven by Drug-ravaged Minds that make them out-of-control, unable to think rationally, totally void of any human qualities that Good People possess. In essence, they are walking, talking, brainwashed Zombies determined to destroy YOU and this Nation!
You can't relate to them nor understand them, so don't even waste your time trying. Set your sights on defeating them and saving yourself and this Nation in doing so! Don't expect it to be an easy Fight because it won't be. It is a Civil War in this Nation, but it's one the GOOD People MUST win, at any cost!
BC Resident

New Johnsonville, TN

#70303 Mar 6, 2013
WILLARD wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe we should try taking it from someone much..smaller?
You may be right. I am afraid the next law will be to outlaw your donuts and boy that would hurt us all. lol I have been reading a lot of what you and Really Sassy posts. I finally decided to chime in. Have a great day.
Truth Detector

Jamestown, TN

#70304 Mar 6, 2013
Nuh_ wrote:
D.C. snow storm buries Global Warming...er, I guess it's now, "climate change" hearing.
Of course, the "reason"???? Global Warming!
When it's hot - it is because of Global Warming.
When it's cold - it is because of Global Warming.
When a drought occurs - it is because of Globla Warming.
When it rains too much - it is because of Global Warming.
When tornadoes hit - it is because of Global Warming.
When hurricanes hit - it is because of Global Warming.
Now, of course, it is man who is the cause!
Back in the middle ages, when the only way man could contribute to global warming was by farting, it didn't get too hot, never got very cold, there were no droughts, it never rained a lot, and there were no tornadoes or hurricanes.

And the gods caused earthquakes and made volcanoes erupt.

Today, we've removed God from the equation, so that just leaves us.

How will we know that we've solved global warming?





SSS

Paris, TN

#70305 Mar 6, 2013
Nuh_ wrote:
"I don't believe people should be able to own guns,"
1996 supported a ban on handguns
1998 supported a ban on the sale of all semi automatic guns
2004 advocated banning gun sales within five miles of a school or park, which would have shut down nearly all gun stores
This is the real Barack Hussein Obama/Barry Soetoro
"Barack Obama is the most anti-gun president ever. That claim is based not on my own interactions with him back in the 1990's but on his own public record over many years."
"The greatest threat is in his [Obama's] power to reshape the federal courts...Each appointment to the Supreme Court could determine whether the people are allowed to keep their guns."
John Lott Jr - economist and former collegue of Obama at the University of Chicago.
People, ask yourself why these BAD People are so obsessed with having enormous numbers of powerful guns and stockpiles of ammunition. It's because they intend to use them on YOU when they begin the take-over of this Nation. They are following the NAZI Playbook almost word for word!
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#70306 Mar 6, 2013
BC Resident wrote:
<quoted text>
You may be right. I am afraid the next law will be to outlaw your donuts and boy that would hurt us all. lol I have been reading a lot of what you and Really Sassy posts. I finally decided to chime in. Have a great day.
Welcome aboard, brother!

Since: Feb 13

Guild

#70307 Mar 6, 2013
The Obama administration has overreached three times in the past 10 days in attempting to illustrate the negative impact of the sequester spending cuts in the short term, giving fodder to those seeking to play down the impact of the cuts.

On Monday, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told reporters that major airports had seen lines ballooning to 150-200 percent their normal size. The Transportation Security Administration later clarified that it was not yet seeing longer-than-normal checkpoint lines...."officials representing a dozen major airports said there were few if any unusual flight delays or lines at security or customs checkpoints."

The prior Sunday, Education Secretary Arne Duncan had said on CBS' "Face the Nation" that "There are literally teachers now who are getting pink slips, who are getting notices that they can't come back this fall." He later acknowledged that he "misspoke" after fact checkers found no evidence for the claim.

It's worth noting that in his Friday news conference, Mr. Obama seemed to be trying to temper some of the strong warnings that his administration had pushed. He said the sequester is "dumb" but "is not going to be an apocalypse," adding that it will hurt people but probably not cause a "huge financial crisis."
BC Resident

New Johnsonville, TN

#70308 Mar 6, 2013
WILLARD wrote:
<quoted text>
Welcome aboard, brother!
Thanks for the welcome Willard but it is sister instead of brother. lol
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#70309 Mar 6, 2013
BC Resident wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks for the welcome Willard but it is sister instead of brother. lol
Duly noted, thanks!
Dish tub

Grimsley, TN

#70310 Mar 6, 2013
be kind to your weeb footed friends

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#70311 Mar 6, 2013
WILLARD wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning to you also. I hope you're stayin' warm! It was blowin' so hard earlier my eyelids were freezng in an open position. Oh God, I hope I didn't look like Nancy Pelosi or anything.(Big wretch and well-dressed Poltergeist!)

oooOOOOaaaaAAAAhhhGHH!!!!@#$%$ #

Today I'm struggling to have a better day than yesterday because yesterday I knew today had to be far better than tomorrow...I mean today.....well, whatever!

Do you know what I mean?
OMG. If there were two Nancy's we would be in a bigger mess than we already are. Lol. Keep those lids warm we can't handle a pair of her.

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#70312 Mar 6, 2013
BC Resident wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks for the welcome Willard but it is sister instead of brother. lol
Welcome aboard sister. Lol.
Hey

Cookeville, TN

#70313 Mar 6, 2013
SSS wrote:
<quoted text>
People, ask yourself why these BAD People are so obsessed with having enormous numbers of powerful guns and stockpiles of ammunition. It's because they intend to use them on YOU when they begin the take-over of this Nation. They are following the NAZI Playbook almost word for word!
Let me help you here with some of the DHS list of signs of domestic terrorists so you can know who they are ahead of time.
They pay cash for coffee, are you shakin in your boots yet?
They drive vans.Have fun with this one.I have a Ram and a Caravan.BOOOOOOOOO.
They are our returning Vets.Thought these brave souls were our Heros.
They still believe in the Constitution.
They prepare for possible hard times ahead.
Yes these are the evil ones according to the DHS.
I think you've been brainwashed by DHS and the MSM.
Look silly,the good guys are the ones wearing the white hats.Where the hell were you when Roy Rodgers was on?
The ones who seem to be following the Nazi playbook is your own government.
BC Resident

New Johnsonville, TN

#70314 Mar 6, 2013
Really Sassy wrote:
<quoted text>
Welcome aboard sister. Lol.
Thanks. Hope you have a great day and keep up the good work I have been reading about.
AGoodie

Chattanooga, TN

#70315 Mar 6, 2013
WILLARD wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Nuh,
I heard DOD is finalizing military software for a new drone. It's called the.."HIPPO MISSILE"! Yes, they named if after Michele Odrama and it will be used primarilly to blow up family reunions, birthday parties, funeral and wedding receptions and church dinners....Anywhere cola, pop-corn, burgers, chops, steaks, desserts and lil' Debbies might be present! The lengths these wonderful people go to just for our protection!!!~ LMAO!!!!!!
THIS deserves another award!! Thanks for cracking me up today, Willard!!!! LOL!!

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