The Chuck Norris joke thread lol

The Chuck Norris joke thread lol

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Joe Alcorn

United States

#1 May 15, 2012
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
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Joe Alcorn

United States

#2 May 15, 2012
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
Joe Alcorn

United States

#3 May 15, 2012
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Cowgirl up

Richmond, KY

#4 May 15, 2012
Chuck Norris doesn't hide from the boogeyman. The boogeyman hides from chuck Norris.
Joe Alcorn

United States

#5 May 15, 2012
Bahahaha good one!!
Joe Alcorn

United States

#6 May 15, 2012
chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
PILL BILLY

Winchester, KY

#7 May 15, 2012
Chuck Norris can make onions cry!
Joe Alcorn

United States

#8 May 15, 2012
PILL BILLY wrote:
Chuck Norris can make onions cry!
Great one bro!!! Lmfao!!!
Joe Alcorn

United States

#9 May 15, 2012
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Joe Alcorn

United States

#10 May 16, 2012
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Dane ODonnell

Washington, IL

#12 Feb 28, 2013
Chuck Norris wears a helmet to protect the concrete.
poor lance

Louisville, KY

#13 Mar 1, 2013
Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" competition.

Chuck Norris won...BY FIVE.
concerned citizen

Lexington, KY

#14 Mar 6, 2013
monsters look under there bed... for Chuck Norris
peaceamerica

Richmond, KY

#15 Mar 7, 2013
He so bad, he eats bread in front of the mirror with a Spanish radio
Princess

Georgetown, KY

#16 Mar 7, 2013
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Billy Jack

Pine Knot, KY

#17 Mar 8, 2013
Chuck once roundhouse kicked a man and his foot traveled so fast that it went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.
Lee

United States

#18 Mar 8, 2013
Chuck Norris is bad that when his mom was pregnant he broke out of her uterus after only 5 months and started karate .
guy who knows

Tucker, GA

#19 Mar 8, 2013
In the morning the sun ask chuck Norris's permission to rise
Joe Alcorn

United States

#20 Mar 8, 2013
It doesn't take a lot to hurt you that Chuck Norris can dish out. The wind alone from a swift round house to the face will take your head off completely by itself.
Lee

United States

#21 Mar 9, 2013
Chuck norris is so tough his farts are scared to come out in public so they wait til he's home alone.

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