Toothless in gatecity
Posted in the Gate City Forum
#1 Jun 19, 2012
Did anyone find my false teeth in GateCity ? I took them out while I was making passionate love to someone in the old flea market parking lot. I put them on top of my car and during all the excitement I forgot about them. If anyone has found them I will gladly pay a reward. Ive checked with the police dept and they havent found them yet. I need them bad because I cant eat nothing but milkshakes without them, and thats getting old. Hell I cant even talk right without them, and im into phone sales so I cant even work. LIFE SUCKS WITH ONLY GUMMZ SO HELP ME PLEASE.
#2 Jun 19, 2012
Did granddaddy not bring them back to you. He was up all night talking about what a good lady you is. He said next Friday he wanted to see you again. You take it easy on the old man he has bad heart. I will make sure he brings them back to you, if he still has them. He may have got you mixed up with his other lady friend Betty and took them to her. Betty's a mean woman and treats him like dog poo. Why on earth he puts up with her is be on me. I hope you all can make it last and he leaves that witch Betty alone.
#3 Aug 3, 2012
#4 Aug 3, 2012
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