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GC Drifter

Johnson City, TN

#2 Aug 26, 2012
That's what happens when only stupid people have time to run for office and they get elected. Now there are so many town officers they look for the nit-pickiest violations to write tickets for so the fine revenue can help pay their salaries. In the end, we're just paying taxes and fines to needlessly be harrassed. I don't know how many times I've seen the town police break the very laws they're supposed to be enforcing. I bet one was doing 60 MPH by Hardee's the other day with no blue lights on.

The sad part is that most of those guys would probably pay the town to let them be on the police force if the truth was known. At least Andy Taylor made Barney keep his bullet in his shirt pocket.
jo bil walton

Duffield, VA

#3 Aug 27, 2012
GC Drifter wrote:
That's what happens when only stupid people have time to run for office and they get elected. Now there are so many town officers they look for the nit-pickiest violations to write tickets for so the fine revenue can help pay their salaries. In the end, we're just paying taxes and fines to needlessly be harrassed. I don't know how many times I've seen the town police break the very laws they're supposed to be enforcing. I bet one was doing 60 MPH by Hardee's the other day with no blue lights on.
The sad part is that most of those guys would probably pay the town to let them be on the police force if the truth was known. At least Andy Taylor made Barney keep his bullet in his shirt pocket.
If post where graded you get an A+ on this one. You have got it right.
jo bil walton

Duffield, VA

#4 Aug 29, 2012
I am speaking of the officers who drives the white cars around the gate city/weber city area. And im not speaking about all of them, just the obese ones. I was under the impression that law enforcement officers had to go through a training program, and had to qualify on certain things. LIKE running, walking more than 50ft, being able to touch their toes, and being able to see their pecker down below their belly without using a mirror. But apparently if you drive a white cop car your only requirements are , just be a fat azz, eat ,fart ,and draw a pay check. Really, can you see one of these guys in a foot chase with someone? In less than 30 ft theyed be radioing into central saying "central, it looks like the suspect has eluded us, central put out a bolo on this guy" and while gasping for breath they would be mumbling something like "hell they probably didnt do shit anyway", "f!!kem central,ill be at pizza hut if you need me central". WHHHUUH THATS A GOOD ONE!! LOL
Jeff Hunt

Duffield, VA

#5 Nov 18, 2012
haha lol lmfao ,amen brother
Chuckle

Shelby, NC

#6 Dec 3, 2012
I hope you get beat to a inch of your life and the cops say the hell with your investigation. Haha lmao
Jesco

Johnson City, TN

#7 Dec 4, 2012
The only thing the GCPD investigates is the menu at the Pizza Plus. Too bad there aren't more malls around that need security guards. That would be a step up for them.

Paul Blart - GCPD.
meme

Charlottesville, VA

#8 Feb 20, 2013
jo bil walton wrote:
<quoted text> If post where graded you get an A+ on this one. You have got it right.
Good one and I must say, I agree.
Chuckle

Winnsboro, SC

#9 Mar 10, 2013
Hey jesco, you probably weigh around 300 and can be found at mcdonalds all the time haha
Rosco P Coltrane

Johnson City, TN

#10 Mar 15, 2013
C'mon Officer Flash. Get in the car boy. Mayor Boss Hogg has done been tipped off that them Duke boys have done put some of that illegal tint on the General Lee and they's heading around the bypass.
Cletus, call Cooter and tell him to meet us wif a rollback at the Food Lion. We's got 'em this time!

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