state vehicle PL-7789

state vehicle PL-7789

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Marty in Asheville

Hendersonville, NC

#1 Oct 7, 2011


My state car is state vehicle, big white Chrysler SUV gas guzzler with yellow tag no. PL-7789. I use it for my personal use hauling dogs, my friends furniture when they move, and my big water bottles. And oh some gravel and concrete blocks and big rocks for my yard and groceries and landscaping rocks and big buckets of plaster for the basement.

Do you blame me?

Eat it, taxpayers, eat it. You can eat cake!
Captain Planet

Durham, NC

#2 Oct 7, 2011
You are in trouble for misuse of State Property.
Wayne T

Wake Forest, NC

#3 Oct 24, 2011
I will smack your face.

Since: Dec 09

Wake Forest, NC

#4 Oct 24, 2011
Sounds like "Marty" has a problem with whoever IS using state vehicle PL-7789.
Gov Morehead Preschool

United States

#5 Oct 31, 2011
Jeff DeWitt wrote:
Sounds like "Marty" has a problem with whoever IS using state vehicle PL-7789.
Have you ever thought of working for us? We will provide you with a free state car like a Dodge Caravan (state license no. PL hyphen seventy-seven, eighty-nine), a real maintenance hog and a hefty gas-guzzler! And you can drive it wherever you please and steal the taxpayers' gasoline with a state-issued credit card.... and never have any diaries or logs to fill out. Haul whatever you wish in the taxpayers' van on the taxpayers' dime. Marty does:
pets, flea market stuff, groceries, furniture, bric-a-brac, glass table tops, water bottles, fertilizer, cow manure, building materials, landscaping rocks, gravel stolen down the street, whatever! Heck, you can haul cows and ducks in it if you want; the taxpayers are asleep and stupid. Drive it as you please. It's free!

Hear one of many of Marty's testimonials. Or just ask Marty Grist. And ask her neighbors. It's phenomenal! It's an orgy of fiscal irresponsibility! It's a license to steal! It's a bumper car. She made hers into a hoopty. Jump in and go, keep the roads hot!
Come to work for us! At the Governor Morehead Preschool! Check us out. The position for Team Leader of Systems Integration Services is open. Apply today. And if you got embezzler instincts, all for the better. Apply now! We'll furnish you with a Dodge Caravan and a credit card for unlimited miles and fuel. Go for it! How can you go wrong?

Check us out.........
http://www.dpi.state.nc.us/docs/nceddirectory...

Ride the free wagon! Get on the dole! Stick it to the sheepish North Carolina taxpayers! Whoopeeeeee!
Tina Wilson

Wake Forest, NC

#6 Oct 31, 2011
Who cares? Silly post.
Abuse

United States

#7 Oct 31, 2011
We are used to it in this state. Democrats have been in charge far too long.

Since: Dec 09

Wake Forest, NC

#8 Oct 31, 2011
What does "Gov Morehead Preschool" care anyway being he/she/it is in Tennessee?!?

I'm also no fan of state government but have had good friends and one of my family working for them and as bad as state government can be that minivan stuff is just nonsense, unless perhaps you are a very politically connected big shot.
Tina Wilson

Wake Forest, NC

#9 Oct 31, 2011
That is one hella big run-on sentence, Jeff. Liberals eat big, fat c o c k s t e a k.
Dodge Caravan PL-7789

Fletcher, NC

#10 Nov 1, 2011
I sure have been quiet and got a lot of rest since my mistress the embezzler --- M A R T H A --- got ratted out.
All of a sudden she quit stealing from the taxpayers and has let me rest.
And to you, Tina, what kind of scamming are you doing against the people of North Carolina? Gee I bet you're a common thief.
Dodge Caravan PM-3403

Asheville, NC

#11 May 3, 2013
Dodge Caravan PL-7789 wrote:
I sure have been quiet and got a lot of rest since my mistress the embezzler --- M A R T H A --- got ratted out.
All of a sudden she quit stealing from the taxpayers and has let me rest.
And to you, Tina, what kind of scamming are you doing against the people of North Carolina? Gee I bet you're a common thief.
Howdy, folks! I'm Mad Martha Grist's new Dodge Caravan, and yes, she sneaks and uses me for her personal chores like hauling big bags of topsoil to her yard in violation of NC law. But she hides me behind this huge tree when she brings in the goodies so that the neighbors won't see and tattle. And if any of them do tattle me and Marty accuse them of yelling at her, the poor fragile little cooger, and calling her names. That old girl she got clout. The districk court judges in the courthouse are her lawyers and they will sign rerstaining orders against anyone who blows the whissle.

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