Greeting North Carolidiots

Greeting North Carolidiots

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nc aclu

Kansas City, MO

#1 Apr 7, 2013
Howdy!

We are the North Carolina ACLU and that stands for American Craven Liars Union. We love money. And we are cowards. We also tell lots of lies. We love your generosity and taking from the generous by false pretenses: in short, by hook or by crook. Because of our growing pile of hypocrisies, some have called us the NC Awfully Corrupt Liaisons United because we do engage in corrupt liaisons to further our darker interests. For radical feminism is our first love, and when it is in conflict with the First Amendment, our sympathies lie with the former, not the latter. Conflicts of interests and legal ambiguities R US!

We pretend to protect free speech and expression. Thus these woefully overreaching and overbroad laws like NC's criminal cyberstalking laws with that DNA seizure rider, and the various restraining order laws in NC which we secretly adore and enjoy watching their application against innocent speakers. Delicious! And because of our abiding love and affection for radical misandrist feminism we look the other way when North Carolina's Chapter 50 and the cyberstalking law are abused to terrorize and persecute innocent men, or the occasional disgusting female right-winger like Cindie Harman. So we are cunning enought to stay out of those imbroglios, while publicly declaring with great noise and sanctimony that the unconstitutional laws unconstitutionally misapplied in this orgy of statewide litigation may be, perhaps, unconstitutional on their face and as applied. So we don't put our money where our mouth is, while we do dearly love flimflamming you out of your money in the interest of freedom of speech and a few other of our carefully hand-picked pet rights we pretend to protect for you with our solitary knock-kneed lawyer we have babbling for you here in this state now known countrywide as a banana republic.

Don't forget to donate today! And all you North Carolidiots with cash-rich estates whom we have gulled and scammed, make sure you list us as beneficiaries in your last will and testament! Meanwhile we'll be doddering along as usual, and fiddling like Old Nero while North Carolina burns.
What It Stands For

Chantilly, VA

#2 Apr 8, 2013
I am certain that NCACLU stands for Nationwide Carpers And Castrating Libbers Unit.
Laughing

Durham, NC

#3 Apr 8, 2013
nc aclu wrote:
Howdy!
We are the North Carolina ACLU and that stands for American Craven Liars Union. We love money. And we are cowards. We also tell lots of lies. We love your generosity and taking from the generous by false pretenses: in short, by hook or by crook. Because of our growing pile of hypocrisies, some have called us the NC Awfully Corrupt Liaisons United because we do engage in corrupt liaisons to further our darker interests. For radical feminism is our first love, and when it is in conflict with the First Amendment, our sympathies lie with the former, not the latter. Conflicts of interests and legal ambiguities R US!
We pretend to protect free speech and expression. Thus these woefully overreaching and overbroad laws like NC's criminal cyberstalking laws with that DNA seizure rider, and the various restraining order laws in NC which we secretly adore and enjoy watching their application against innocent speakers. Delicious! And because of our abiding love and affection for radical misandrist feminism we look the other way when North Carolina's Chapter 50 and the cyberstalking law are abused to terrorize and persecute innocent men, or the occasional disgusting female right-winger like Cindie Harman. So we are cunning enought to stay out of those imbroglios, while publicly declaring with great noise and sanctimony that the unconstitutional laws unconstitutionally misapplied in this orgy of statewide litigation may be, perhaps, unconstitutional on their face and as applied. So we don't put our money where our mouth is, while we do dearly love flimflamming you out of your money in the interest of freedom of speech and a few other of our carefully hand-picked pet rights we pretend to protect for you with our solitary knock-kneed lawyer we have babbling for you here in this state now known countrywide as a banana republic.
Don't forget to donate today! And all you North Carolidiots with cash-rich estates whom we have gulled and scammed, make sure you list us as beneficiaries in your last will and testament! Meanwhile we'll be doddering along as usual, and fiddling like Old Nero while North Carolina burns.
Amazing .. to think that someone having nothing better to do on a Sunday evening said "lets post my gay manifesto" to people in North Carolina on a forum that is hardly ever looked at but by trolls or men looking for a some slut from their past. A <<EPIC FAIL>>> on the this poor writers part. It must be lonely in his parents basement masterbating to children playing next door.

hahaha
NC ACLU Stands For

Walnut, CA

#4 Apr 9, 2013
What It Stands For wrote:
I am certain that NCACLU stands for Nationwide Carpers And Castrating Libbers Unit.
No no no! NC ACLU stands for Naked Congress Amalgamated Courtesan League Unification. I'm absolutely certain of it.

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