Woman claims ex-boyfriend stole her food stamps: Shaker Heights Police Blotter

THEFT, CHAGRIN BOULEVARD: A woman told police the night of Jan. 19 that her ex-boyfriend had stolen her state-issued food stamp card.

[Joe Friday]

Life is hard on a pimp these days dont people now how expensive white-owl strawberry pantella blunts and malt liquor are these days. The solution is simple, kick her off welfare and she will work when she gets hungry enough also steralize them both for making a nusiance of themselves while drinkin their juice in da hood!!!!!

[The one n only Kara T]

Joe Friday wrote:

Life is hard on a pimp these days dont people now how expensive white-owl strawberry pantella blunts and malt liquor are these days. The solution is simple, kick her off welfare and she will work when she gets hungry enough also steralize them both for making a nusiance of themselves while drinkin their juice in da hood!!!!!

That is the funniest thing I've heard in the past 365 days!!! So true!!

[Wilhelm Klink]

The one N only Kara T, you are an excellent judge of character. Macto Imbecillum!!!! THATS LATIN FOR ALL THOSE CUYAHOGA COUNTY PLAYA'S OUT THERE!!!!

[xxxrayted]

Poor girl. She was robbed of her SNAPS card. Now what is she supposed to sell for extra money?????

[Joe Friday]

I bet when he was taken into custody he told his court appointed attorney- " The pooooolice done whuuuuped may ass for nooo reason and kicked me in my tentacles- thats some bull$$hit dog". So is being a savage-AKA the 47% welfare leech your whole miserable life.I only can hope that he received the proper medical attention from Nurse Ratchett!!!

[Hello]

Joe Friday wrote:

I bet when he was taken into custody he told his court appointed attorney- " The pooooolice done whuuuuped may ass for nooo reason and kicked me in my tentacles- thats some bull$$hit dog". So is being a savage-AKA the 47% welfare leech your whole miserable life.I only can hope that he received the proper medical attention from Nurse Ratchett!!!

I love it,LOL LOL LOL,thats funny you made me laugh tonight.THANKS

[Maple Resident]

Joe Friday wrote:

Life is hard on a pimp these days dont people now how expensive white-owl strawberry pantella blunts and malt liquor are these days. The solution is simple, kick her off welfare and she will work when she gets hungry enough also steralize them both for making a nusiance of themselves while drinkin their juice in da hood!!!!!

But instead of getting a job for money, couldn't she steal fir coats from stores or steal Tide Laundry detergent to sell? Or, she could crap out more kids,(Keeds), so welfare can give her mo mony.

[xxxrayted]

Maple Resident wrote:

<quoted text>
But instead of getting a job for money, couldn't she steal fir coats from stores or steal Tide Laundry detergent to sell? Or, she could crap out more kids,(Keeds), so welfare can give her mo mony.

The largest theft item on the list is baby formula. Not only is it expensive and can be sold on the street, but if you get caught and have to appear in court, you can get more sympathy because it seems that you were only stealing to feed your baby. Of course, judges are smarter than that, but that's what lowlifes like to believe.

[Maple Resident]

They'll steal anything that isn't nailed down and if it is nailed down, they'll steal that too! lol

[Joe Friday]

With Algonquinn J Calhoun handling the legalities we will finally get closure to this ugly episode!!! Thank God that some measure of justice has blessed us all.

[Maple Resident]

If the woman that had her food stamps stolen went to the White House during Michelle Obama's multimillion dollar birthday party, and can prove that she voted for Obama, maybe they'll throw some food scraps out a window to her. She should be able to get free food thrown to her especially if she can prove that she's an illegal alien too!