film at 11Rocky the squirrel was pronounced dead today during a taping of a geico comercial. He was being chased by a small lizzard when a marked police vehicle ran over him. He died of blunt force of a tire. His body was turned over to Franklin County Corner Jeff Conner, No futher information is available. Calls to the corner's office were not returned. His companion Bullwinkle has been locked out of thier home pending proof of a valid will.
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#21 Mar 31, 2008
#22 Mar 31, 2008
I think someone wanted his nuts stash, heh.
#23 Mar 31, 2008
Poor old Rocky was a mix between a Fox squirrel, Grey squirrel, and a Red squirrel. He was getting kick backs from the auto insurance commercials and PETA and every other group in between. He sort of reminded me of OBAMA in his description and was taken out by a firm and solid driving force that cares about what is on the future highway for America. Our furture as Americans doesn't revolve around on how well you can handle your nuts. It means you need to have some balls and stand up for the legal workers, veterens, and other hardworking taxpayers that love our country and are against those thumbing a free ride along side of our roadway. Look out squirrels you'll be squashed
#24 Mar 31, 2008
If only I'd known! I'm so ashamed!(BTW, great analogy there tax payer!)
#25 Apr 1, 2008
in lieu of flowers .....all nut donations made be made out to Suqirrel B. Gone attn: NUTS R US... all younguns ...don't try this at home. If only he wouldn't have been thinking just one more nut ...that's all I need !!
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