New York "charm school" helps men perfect the pick-up

Ben had a rough Friday night picking up women on the Hotel Gansevoort's balcony after being coldly rejected by two attractive blondes.

[Mcgyver]

"It's so hard when I'm with you"

[dhw]

"It would be easy for me to make it hard for you" one of my favorite one liners.

[Mcgyver]

dhw wrote:

"It would be easy for me to make it hard for you" one of my favorite one liners.

I like when you tell me to "get a grip"

[Mexican Hillbilly]

What are your favorite pick up lines?
1. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

[dhw]

Is that a mirror in your pocket?....because I can see myself in your pants.

[Knock Knock]

dhw wrote:

Is that a mirror in your pocket?....because I can see myself in your pants.

I was telling DS about what you just wrote here, she answered me (and remember DS ISN'T A BLOND), "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"???.....and then after I looked at her, she got it!!!!
Talk about funny!!!

[dhw]

Somebody actually said that to me once....I L'dMAO....and then let him in......lol.

[Vee]

Charm school for guys in NOO YAWK? YO, DOOYAH WANNA GO TO A FREAKIN MOVIE???? ha ha ha ha Ha.

[Michelle P]

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

What are your favorite pick up lines?
1. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

My hubby never used any ppick up lines on me. We met and about 3 hours into our conversasion he asked me if I had ever "fu**ed on a Harley". It was true love from that point on....ROFL

[Mcgyver]

Knock Knock wrote:

<quoted text>I was telling DS about what you just wrote here, she answered me (and remember DS ISN'T A BLOND), "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"???.....and then after I looked at her, she got it!!!!
Talk about funny!!!

So that's what happens when you get you field plowed all weekend,,,,

[dhw]

Michelle P wrote:

<quoted text>My hubby never used any ppick up lines on me. We met and about 3 hours into our conversasion he asked me if I had ever "fu**ed on a Harley". It was true love from that point on....ROFL

Harley's are my weak spot!

[Michelle P]

dhw wrote:

<quoted text>Harley's are my weak spot!

Me too!! They are fun to play on also!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! LOL

[Knock Knock]

dhw wrote:

<quoted text>Harley's are my weak spot!

Having DS come over and say she wants to use my car because her's is broken, is my weak spot!!

[Mcgyver]

Michelle P wrote:

<quoted text>My hubby never used any ppick up lines on me. We met and about 3 hours into our conversasion he asked me if I had ever "fu**ed on a Harley". It was true love from that point on....ROFL

So did you ???????

[Debbysnack]

Knock Knock wrote:

<quoted text>I was telling DS about what you just wrote here, she answered me (and remember DS ISN'T A BLOND), "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"???.....and then after I looked at her, she got it!!!!
Talk about funny!!!

LOL! I'm not supposed to sound innocent on topix, don't blow my cover! heehehehe

[dhw]

Michelle P wrote:

<quoted text>Me too!! They are fun to play on also!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! LOL

My favorite color is chrome

[Michelle P]

Mcgyver wrote:

<quoted text>
So did you ???????

(blushing really bad) Yep!! A couple of times....ROFL

[Knock Knock]

Debbysnack wrote:

<quoted text>
LOL! I'm not supposed to sound innocent on topix, don't blow my cover! heehehehe

If I stop blowiing your cover, can I blow on something else??? I won't tell jeff......lol

[dhw]

Michelle P wrote:

<quoted text>(blushing really bad) Yep!! A couple of times....ROFL

Good girl! I remember when I worked in the bar and we had poker runs....there's just something that stir's in me when 75 Harley's start up at the same time. That's why I bought those leather chaps....

[Mcgyver]

dhw wrote:

<quoted text>Good girl! I remember when I worked in the bar and we had poker runs....there's just something that stir's in me when 75 Harley's start up at the same time. That's why I bought those leather chaps....

My imagination is running wild :-)