Bad Cops, Bad Cops, Whatcha Gonna Do? Police Office Horror Stories

Many of us enjoy laughing at stupid criminals. And there are those of us who find the humor in shows like Cops. It usually makes my day laughing at how at stupid criminals can be. But sometimes cops themselves can top even the dumbest of criminals.

[OneRyder]

LOL. The cop shooting himself was funny but scary if I was a parent. Seeing him limp around trying to continue his presentation after shooting himself was halarious.

I noticed the teacher didn't let him or his assistant handle the assualt rifle.

[yernogood-]

Is there such a thing as a good cop?

[tallyho]

this will make tomorrow for you.. I,(after retired) was minding the store and one of my officer friends comes in..Judge you got a coat hanger? any how had a 8ft copper tubing that was able to reach across the patrol car to tap the door locks ,,,, and believe it or not just as sarge is coming around the corner,, sarge just shook his head ...

[Flying Donkey]

"and now imma show you kids how to unload this grenade launcher over here!"

[Quinteshia]

tallyho wrote:

this will make tomorrow for you.. I,(after retired) was minding the store and one of my officer friends comes in..Judge you got a coat hanger? any how had a 8ft copper tubing that was able to reach across the patrol car to tap the door locks ,,,, and believe it or not just as sarge is coming around the corner,, sarge just shook his head ...

Did the copper tubing come from a liquor still?

[Dexter]

yernogood- wrote:

Is there such a thing as a good cop?

Reasonable facsimiles and ones endeavoring to be so. Yes.
Can't color all of them blue.

[tallyho]

Quinteshia wrote:

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Did the copper tubing come from a liquor still?

actually it was heading for one ...that officer btw has retired also and we cross paths a lot

[yernogood-]

Quinteshia wrote:

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Did the copper tubing come from a liquor still?

That’s funny that was actually my first thought as well.

[tallyho]

I knew the sarge as well, but it was the way he just looked and shook his head and drove off ,,, but they have a extra set of keys but jimmy left them in his locker ...it was a great laugh ...Barney like

[tallyho]

yernogood- wrote:

Is there such a thing as a good cop?

was a little partial to the one detective who stood in the rain holding the umbrella over me until the ambulance came..

[yernogood-]

tallyho wrote:

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was a little partial to the one detective who stood in the rain holding the umbrella over me until the ambulance came..

Any human would have done that, even me.

[tallyho]

yernogood- wrote:

<quoted text>Any human would have done that, even me.

aha you are on the road to recovery .. you admit cops are human

[cajun]

see what happened to the so call trained teacher glad he didn't train me in my course...........

[Mrs-Jessica-D]

Or some cop he burns up his own car as what happened in Denver

[RXRFL63]

I'd say some of the ones mentioned on the list are criminals not cops. But bad cops make the best criminals after all?

[writewingproxyco ntin]

Dexter wrote:

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Reasonable facsimiles and ones endeavoring to be so. Yes.
Can't color all of them blue.

Maybe they aren't all crooked or lawless, but we know only about 1% of cops have ever turned another cop in for any of the illegal behavior.

So you can color the wall of silence blue, in fact.

[yernogood-]

tallyho wrote:

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aha you are on the road to recovery .. you admit cops are human

I’ve been taking an anti biotic for an infection and I think it’s been influencing my better judgment.

[tallyho]

yernogood- wrote:

<quoted text>I’ve been taking an anti biotic for an infection and I think it’s been influencing my better judgment.

hope you are ok I believe it takes about 14 days for that type of drug to kick in ???

[yernogood-]

tallyho wrote:

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hope you are ok I believe it takes about 14 days for that type of drug to kick in ???

I read it kicks in quicker with Vodka. Any merit to that?

[tallyho]

yernogood- wrote:

<quoted text>I read it kicks in quicker with Vodka. Any merit to that?

also can stop your kicker so beware