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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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Have all noticed Obama has taken the word "work" out of the requirements for welfare.Guess the welfare folks can sit on the conputor and eat all day now.Is that Obama`s plan?Kill off the welfare people by over eating?He forgot they also probably enjoy sex and procreating,but maybe he will provide all with the pill or other provisions to avoid birth to dummies.
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wtf
Winchester, KY
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whitehair wrote: Have all noticed Obama has taken the word "work" out of the requirements for welfare.Guess the welfare folks can sit on the conputor and eat all day now.Is that Obama`s plan?Kill off the welfare people by over eating?He forgot they also probably enjoy sex and procreating,but maybe he will provide all with the pill or other provisions to avoid birth to dummies. More lies from a gd Liar. No truth at all dipshit.
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Obozo is an idiot
Jonesborough, TN
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>More lies from a gd Liar. No truth at all dipshit. Yes wtf, that describes you!
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wow
Glasgow, KY
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Obozo is an idiot wrote: <quoted text> Yes wtf, that describes you! Clever
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wtf
Winchester, KY
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Obozo is an idiot wrote: <quoted text> Yes wtf, that describes you! People from Tn don't go to School, they prefer to breed Pigs all Day.
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Obozo is an idiot
Jonesborough, TN
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>People from Tn don't go to School, they prefer to breed Pigs all Day. Ok, I know how many states are in the Union, do you, you stupid sonofabicth?
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wtf
Winchester, KY
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Obozo is an idiot wrote: <quoted text> Ok, I know how many states are in the Union, do you, you stupid sonofabicth? You are from TN so you lost the War on Poverty and you live in a constant state of Depression and toothlessness. lmfao
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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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Please wait...
Once upon a time, Dracula decided to have some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. Naturally, all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner.
The first bat goes out, and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood.
Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?"
The bat said, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house, and I went in and sucked the blood of all the family."
"Very good!" said Dracula.
The second bat goes out, and comes back after 5 minutes, with her entire face covered in blood.
Dracula ,astonished, says, "How did you do that?"
The bat replies, "Do you see that tower over there? Behind it there is a school, and I went in and drank the blood of every child there."
"Impressive!" said Dracula.
Now, the third bat goes out, and comes back after three minutes, and she was literally covered in blood from head to toe.
Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked.
And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?"
Dracula replies, "Yes, of course I do."
And the bat says "Well, I didn't."
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Smiley Slew
Seattle, WA
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In seeking to connect to thousands of Wisconsin voters during a conference call Wednesday, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney decided to break out what he thought was a humorous anecdote about his personal connection to the state.
The only problem was that the story, about his father, George, shutting down an American Motors factory in Michigan in favor of shifting production to Wisconsin, ended up highlighting the very problem that many pundits and voters have with Romney. "Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan," Romney said during the call. "And so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the production to Wisconsin was a very sensitive issue to him, for his campaign.”
The punch line, that his father would eventually have to cope with the fallout from the factory's closure and the layoff of more than 4,300 workers when running for governor in Michigan, exacerbated by a school band's inability to play Michigan's fight song instead of Wisconsin's, has been immediately pounced upon by his critics as a prime example of how out-of-touch the former Massachusetts governor is.
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Harvey Wallbanger
Hopkinsville, KY
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Break wrote: Rand is a joke whats he done for Kentucky??? Embarrassed us and made Mitch McConnell look positively statesman-like by comparison. Other than that...
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Fuzzy Navel
Lexington, KY
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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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Please wait...
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before, and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorilla's skin and pretend to be the gorilla, so people will keep coming to the zoo.
Well, the guy has his doubts but, hey, he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.
This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around, and all. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage!
As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
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Seatle Slew
Seattle, WA
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BIG_STEVIE wrote: This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before, and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorilla's skin and pretend to be the gorilla, so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts but, hey, he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around, and all. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!" So, in your world, you prefer fakes, lie Rawmoney/Ryan ??? Yeah, figures.... LMAOROTFu~! Tell YOUR wife, she married a moron....
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James
Hindman, KY
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We need to step on some more heads. maybe squeeze some sense into these slackjaw liberals.
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James
Hindman, KY
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We could kick a boot up their asses but then they would just enjoy that.
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T-REX
Langley, KY
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Teacher Wanted
Morehead, KY
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Pikeville Underground wrote: Rand Paul supporters don't respect the 1st Amendment. no way
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Smiley Slew
Seattle, WA
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James wrote: We could kick a boot up their asses but then they would just enjoy that. Internet bravery is all the left has .... F'n chicken hawks.....
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Teacher Wanted
AOL
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not nice and someone should put ole Slew out to pasture
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Teacher Wanted
AOL
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Hey James, abusing others can get you behind bars...oh wait this is Kentucky and you probably live in Ohio County or maybe Illinois somewhere near Springfield!
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