Vampire Car Crash: Colorado woman bla...

Vampire Car Crash: Colorado woman blames vampire for crashing car

There are 373 comments on the Fox 31 KDVR story from Jun 29, 2010, titled Vampire Car Crash: Colorado woman blames vampire for crashing car. In it, Fox 31 KDVR reports that:

If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

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VCDaedalus

Saint Louis, MO

#370 Jul 6, 2010
just me wrote:
dl probing.. did your momma sleep with cow dung.....that is the only logical explanation for your existence
Lemme guess. You're a Christian.
DL Probing

Pleasantville, NJ

#371 Jul 6, 2010
"you're either for Satan or against him"

So I'm either for your imaginary enemy or I'm against your imaginary enemy.

Weird.
VCDaedalus

Saint Louis, MO

#372 Jul 6, 2010
And either going to an imaginary heaven or an imaginary hell.
fox

Reading, PA

#373 Jul 7, 2010
maby it was Big foot dressed like a vampire on his way to see twilight ?
Daniel

Modesto, CA

#374 Jul 9, 2010
Dude really a vampire? Was this lady smoking weed or somthing vampires are not real if she wannated to make somthing up she should just say "I was tired and I accedently crashed into a cannal."
jenny

Oklahoma City, OK

#375 Jul 18, 2010
DL Posting wrote:
"Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash"....which is certainly no more ridiculous than believing that there's an omnipresent skydaddy who made, monitors and manipulates all of the universe...including the mundane details of billions of human lives.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! you said it best!!!!! omnipresent Skydaddy!!!!
madmadmad

Aurora, CO

#376 Jul 18, 2010
jenny wrote:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! you said it best!!!!! omnipresent Skydaddy!!!!
Can you be sure?
Better look into it before it's too late.
VCDaedalus

Saint Louis, MO

#377 Jul 19, 2010
madmadmad wrote:
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Can you be sure?
Better look into it before it's too late.
Madmadmad has rewound her cassette tape and is ready to roll again.

We try to keep her on the topic of whether a SkyDaddy who promises hellfire and eternal torture if you don't worship him is a blackmailer.

She keeps saying it's Satan.

Isn't a name like "madmadmad" kinda funny for someone who is all about Christian love?
madmadmad

Denver, CO

#378 Jul 19, 2010
VCDaedalus wrote:
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Madmadmad has rewound her cassette tape and is ready to roll again.
We try to keep her on the topic of whether a SkyDaddy who promises hellfire and eternal torture if you don't worship him is a blackmailer.
She keeps saying it's Satan.
Isn't a name like "madmadmad" kinda funny for someone who is all about Christian love?
Again, God gave us free will. You can choose Jesus forgiveness and eternal life. Satan is the guy trying to prevent you from doing so because he wants you too.

God isn't doing it, you are. You are free to choose.
VCDaedalus

Saint Louis, MO

#379 Jul 21, 2010
madmadmad wrote:
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Again, God gave us free will. You can choose Jesus forgiveness and eternal life. Satan is the guy trying to prevent you from doing so because he wants you too.
God isn't doing it, you are. You are free to choose.
Free will between two choices that are both unsupportable is not true free will. It's a rigged game.
NOS

Virginia Beach, VA

#380 Jul 21, 2010
Count Chocula ?

“Knowledge Changes Perception”

Since: Apr 10

In The Know

#381 Sep 6, 2010
I lived on the Western Slope for 15 years and never saw a vampire......[email protected]!t
Mike

Colorado Springs, CO

#382 Sep 7, 2010
NOS wrote:
Count Chocula ?
Racist

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