Night before Christmas in Menifee
Posted in the Frenchburg Forum
#1 Nov 16, 2012
Twas the night before Christmas and all we could see,
Was a new school board in old Menifee.
Mitchel was shaking as his salary pinched,
But he swore he'd hang in there and not give up an inch!
Benny was at the job corps with a devious grin,
"My plan was successful, I'll now be voted in!"
The teachers were nervous in their impatient wait,
The girls at the board office were ready to faint!
The County was itching to see if it's true,
Is it out with the old, and in with the new?
Then suddenly it thundered and lightning did flash!
Old Saint Nick hit the school, his sleigh it did crash!
He'd get no hep here, he'd have to call a Canadian Mountie,
Because most of our employees live out of the county.
Good folks went to school here and then off to UK,
They came back to teach but no jobs for them to stay.
So they packed up and left and found jobs in other schools.
But our tax dollars get spent in Powell County, boy are we all fools.
Old Saint Nick just shook his head in disgust.
He fixed up his sleigh and cleaned off the dust.
He worked by himself til late in the night,
Then flew away crying as he went out of sight.
But on the front page of the paper it read a different story,
"Sheriff Saves Santa!" article by Lori
#2 Nov 16, 2012
Love it, lmao, still laughing
#3 Nov 16, 2012
Now Dash Away,Dash Away,Dash Away All!!!!
#4 Nov 17, 2012
Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week.
#5 Nov 17, 2012
I. love the poem
#6 Nov 18, 2012
this poem about says it all
#7 Nov 18, 2012
it missed the frenchburg topix democrats way of life sich as living on food stamps, like to support little baby killers, like them pills, vote for muslims, won't wash the grease out of their azz, like to smell their own turds, still in love with a dead man
#8 Nov 18, 2012
May already know who you are dumb buzzard and you are the only one speaking ill of the dead.
#9 Nov 18, 2012
You are so dumb that you did not figure out that a majority of the voters have spoken in a non partisan race
#10 Nov 18, 2012
Love playing Bingo with hunters widows.
#11 Nov 19, 2012
Thats what we need a pervert in the office over our children. good grief
#12 Nov 19, 2012
If they're hot they're hot.
#13 Nov 19, 2012
Who is that you speak of?
#14 Nov 19, 2012
#15 Nov 19, 2012
Who are you speaking of
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