Priest Sentenced For Jogging Naked

Nov 20, 2008 11:58 am US/Mountain GREELEY, Colo. A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure will not serve any time in jail.

[Joe_]

Did the Pope have a prophecy about this in 1983 too?

[icwjohn]

jesus did say to get rid of all your wordly possesions! so he went a little far! nothing wrong with that! and the pope knows all! he did see it coming! just could not see all the priests bending alter boys over!

[Joe_]

icwjohn wrote:

jesus did say to get rid of all your wordly possesions! so he went a little far! nothing wrong with that! and the pope knows all! he did see it coming! just could not see all the priests bending alter boys over!

That bastard!

Wait, did I just call the Pope a bastard?

Why yes I did.

[icwjohn]

Joe_ wrote:

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That bastard!
Wait, did I just call the Pope a bastard?
Why yes I did.

your going to hell boy!

[JaxRes]

OMG! Did he at least keep the collar on while jogging? I bet that's how people knew he was a priest. LOL.

[Joe_]

icwjohn wrote:

<quoted text>your going to hell boy!

No secret there.

[icwjohn]

JaxRes wrote:

OMG! Did he at least keep the collar on while jogging? I bet that's how people knew he was a priest. LOL.

yea! but where was he wearing the collar?

[Joe_]

JaxRes wrote:

OMG! Did he at least keep the collar on while jogging? I bet that's how people knew he was a priest. LOL.

But would he be truly naked then? I think that to be "naked" you would have to be free of all articles of clothing and foreign objects (as nasty as that sounds)...but I believe that I don't shower naked because I have contacts in my eyes. Interesting concept.

[icwjohn]

Joe_ wrote:

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No secret there.

that is fo sho! you have been a naughty editor lately!

[JaxRes]

icwjohn wrote:

<quoted text>yea! but where was he wearing the collar?

Apparently not in the right place. LOL

What a freak.

[JaxRes]

Joe_ wrote:

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But would he be truly naked then? I think that to be "naked" you would have to be free of all articles of clothing and foreign objects (as nasty as that sounds)...but I believe that I don't shower naked because I have contacts in my eyes. Interesting concept.

Doesn't sound as if his "fatherly" nether region was covered appropriately. He should have taken an "air bath" at home.

[Moose in Jax]

What's wrong with running naked on a high school track? All the priests are doing it.

[jds]

Was he running naked around daycares and public schools?

[Moose in Jax]

jds wrote:

Was he running naked around daycares and public schools?

The article said it was on a High School track.

[tommy salami]

was he trying to set a new world's record for the three legged race?

[tommy salami]

and joe i think you and i will be cellmates in purgatory ..... i will bring a deck of cards to pass the time and btw joe do u have a paypal acct? i want to send u some $$$ for donuts that i owe you

[scott1]

i cant jog nekkid...my sack would get road rash and it would look like it did after i mounted slims sister.

[bobbiegurl]

scott1 wrote:

i cant jog nekkid...my sack would get road rash and it would look like it did after i mounted slims sister.

If you boinked slims sister, that wasnt a rash. Those are called scabs, scotty. Ask slim for directions to the closest STD clinic and you will also be able to probably use his vip card.

[Joe_]

tommy salami wrote:

and joe i think you and i will be cellmates in purgatory ..... i will bring a deck of cards to pass the time and btw joe do u have a paypal acct? i want to send u some $$$ for donuts that i owe you

Yes I do.

Pay up.

[tommy salami]

10 bucks ?