This is where I draw the line!

This is where I draw the line!

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Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#1 Jan 28, 2013
It's no secret that a lot of crazy things happen in Frankfort, like the tiny humanoids that live in my garden, that annoying farting ghost in my house, and Pat Melton being the sheriff. None of those things make any sense and there's not much we can do about them. However, there is something to be done about what happened to me this weekend! I was at a shopping center here in Frankfort (I choose to not say which one), when the lady at the perfume counter approaches me, and sprays me with a perfume sampler!! I told her not to because I have allergies, but she did it anyway! And now I have this horrible rash all over my vagina! I'm pissed! This is not the first problem I have had in that store. Last month I was trying on clothes when some man dressed as a clown, burst into the fitting room on me! He was also a nazi sympathizer and I'm jewish! I tell you what... That place just lost my business!
ANON

Frankfort, KY

#2 Jan 28, 2013
Go back under your rock.
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#3 Jan 28, 2013
Nope. Maybe you should try and make me...
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#4 Jan 28, 2013
FYI, I don't live under a rock. I'm clean, successful, and independent. So continue being jealous of me like you always will be.=)

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a tea party scheduled with the little people. Ta taa!!
ANON

Frankfort, KY

#5 Jan 28, 2013
No jealousy here.
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#6 Jan 28, 2013
Please. You need mental help. Look, I know you must be angry, but I am just trying to warn people about that crazy lady at the perfume counter. If you see her coming toward you with that crazed look in her eye, RUN! She WILL spray you! Not a pleasant experience.
what the bleep

Frankfort, KY

#7 Jan 28, 2013
i dont get it, she sprayed u with perfume n u got a rash on ur vagina?? maybe u sould stop drinkin tea with the little people, no more tea partys 4 u
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#8 Jan 28, 2013
I was trying ok bikini bottoms, and when I walked out of the fitting room to show my friend, the crazy perfume lady just went nuts and sprayed me!
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#9 Jan 28, 2013
I mean, you should SEE my vagina! It's all red and swollen! I'm considering calling the store manager.
hummm

Frankfort, KY

#10 Jan 28, 2013
if ur from frankfort u prolly needed that stinking thing sprayed let me guess u dont wash ur self down under ur tons of fat of a gut nasty she did u and ur friend and the whole store a fav biotch
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#12 Jan 28, 2013
hummm wrote:
if ur from frankfort u prolly needed that stinking thing sprayed let me guess u dont wash ur self down under ur tons of fat of a gut nasty she did u and ur friend and the whole store a fav biotch
My vagina is fine as wine, thank you very much. Don't be trying to fool any of us. We all know you ain't had pu*$y since pu*$y had you...
No hablo ingles

New York, NY

#13 Jan 28, 2013
Alarmed wrote:
I mean, you should SEE my vagina! It's all red and swollen! I'm considering calling the store manager.
That's not from the perfume my friend, get yourself checked.
slacker

Milton, WI

#14 Jan 28, 2013
I would like to see how red it is maybe rub a little lotion on it
Cant spell my name

New York, NY

#15 Jan 28, 2013
slacker wrote:
I would like to see how red it is maybe rub a little lotion on it
You had to ruin it, who let the creepy old men post on topix?
Vagina Rash

Frankfort, KY

#16 Jan 28, 2013
If you have a Vagina Rash woman you should get that sh!t checked out by the GYNO... Im sure thats the herpes you got from the dude you was banging in the dressing room at that fine retail establishment you were at... How many times did you watch "BAD SANTA" for tips on dressing room sexual encounters???? [email protected] Me Santa... [email protected] Me Santa!!!!!!!! Just Sayin!!!!
slacker

Ripon, WI

#17 Jan 29, 2013
I didn't ruin nothing. She the one saying you need to see how red it is.I just offered to take her up on it
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#18 Jan 29, 2013
Hey everyone, I really appreciate all your concerns for my vagina. It's getting back to normal after some benadryl and a yogurt bath. I would like to caution all the ladies out there... If you're shopping and you see a lady running toward you with a perfume sampler, please, PLEASE cover your vaginas.
Well

United States

#19 Jan 29, 2013
U really need some help .....
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#20 Jan 29, 2013
You haven't even seen me at my craziest...
I'm DANGEROUS.
Ura Freak

Frankfort, KY

#21 Jan 29, 2013
Nut on the loose here.............

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