Proof my house is haunted

Proof my house is haunted

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Slamm

Frankfort, KY

#2 Nov 19, 2012
Alarmed wrote:
People, I tell you what... it's true there aint never a dull moment around here. This morning I thought for sure Jesus was coming to take me home because I damn near had a heart attack from being scared half to death! I have proof that my house is haunted! I was in the kitchen doing my dishes, and was just finishing up the last bit of pots and pans, when I suddenly smelled a fart! It was not me! It was not my cat, and none of my children or grandchildren were here. I was alone and my cat was upstairs. A ghost was letting me know it was in my kitchen by flatulence. It may be the only way the ghost knows how to communicate with me at this time, but I was so frightened! I can't even go back in the kitchen now because I'm so scared! I don't know if the ghost is good or evil. I just pray it goes away! I need to get a preacher man to come up in here and bless this house! Drive that demon out and back to hell! Will you all please pray for me?
What you really need to do is stop being so ignorant. There are no such thing as ghosts, much less a farting ghost. Instead of calling a preacher, maybe you should first call a psychiatrist. If you had washed the dishes last night, maybe the stench wouldn't have been hanging around.

Satanic Priest

“There is no god”

Since: Jul 12

War, WV

#4 Nov 19, 2012
I would be happy to help you. It was sulfer that you smelled, not a fart, meaning this is one of my Demonic brethren from Hell.
Do not attempt to contact this Demon as it will destroy you. A Demon from Hell is very powerful.
Ha Ha

Louisville, KY

#6 Nov 19, 2012
So you waited until the next day to do dishes? That wasn't a fart you smelled. It was yesterdays hamburger helper.
Truth in the Word

Frankfort, KY

#7 Nov 19, 2012
Confess thy sins or the spirits of satan will overcome you! Blessed be thy name. I shall pray for you.
Durr

Frankfort, KY

#9 Nov 19, 2012
Do you have a food disposal? Also smell bad smells can come from the sink drain especially when running water into it. I'm having that problem with the bathroom sink drain.
If that is the problem a bit of bleach deluded in water down the drain seems to work for a few weeks.
Durr

Frankfort, KY

#10 Nov 19, 2012
Smell bad smells lol
J J Bean

Louisville, KY

#12 Nov 19, 2012
Alarmed, What ever happened to the little people?
Durr

Frankfort, KY

#13 Nov 19, 2012
I'm not talking about the dishes but the sink drain itself coming out of the pipes. Anyway if that is the case it will happen again.
Anon

Frankfort, KY

#14 Nov 19, 2012
If this post isn't a joke, wow, you really do need to seek help, and I don't mean the churchie kind. Like Slamm said, there are no ghosts and there certainly isn't any omnipotent creator living in the sky. While I appreciate Satanic Priest's sense of humor, there is no Satan or demons running about farting under your kitchen table. I suspect either a bubble of sewer gas from the plumbing or you may have a dead critter under the house.
WTF

Frankfort, KY

#17 Nov 19, 2012
Who else here thinks this person is a little loopy in the head??? This sounds so stupid.
john

Frankfort, KY

#18 Nov 19, 2012
very interseting. alarmed, u should pursue this. maybe even get the help of ghost hunters. it would help this town! be safe!
Teacher

Frankfort, KY

#19 Nov 19, 2012
WTF wrote:
Who else here thinks this person is a little loopy in the head??? This sounds so stupid.

Maybe you need the help? Close minded little one. EVOLVE!

Satanic Priest

“There is no god”

Since: Jul 12

War, WV

#20 Nov 20, 2012
Alarmed wrote:
<quoted text> OHHHHHHH NO!!! I seen how you talk to people on here! I will nip this in the butt right now! You don't come after me with that evil satan talk, or I will pull your nose off, then I'll pull your pecker off, and then I'll put your nose where your pecker was, and your pecker where your nose was...then when you go to the bathroom, you'll be peeing out your nose! Now go on somewhere devil.
Is that like Mitt Romney is going to win by a landslide?
The battle between god and Satan happened long ago and like Romney god got his ass beat.
Satan rules this earth.
Can you say "the bible is make believe" I think you can
Slamm

Frankfort, KY

#21 Nov 20, 2012
Alarmed wrote:
I bet it is someone from my past that has crossed over. Someone I knew that's trying to mess with me. If not, then I am scared crazy! I hope I don't have anymore ghostly encounters! At my age I just can't take it.
It's very hard for me to believe that a grown adult in this day & age could possibly believe such nonsense. There's just no way an educated (I assume you're educated) adult could believe in the existence of ghosts.
now this is good stuff

Frankfort, KY

#23 Nov 20, 2012
Alarmed wrote:
<quoted text>OHHHHHHH NO!!! I seen how you talk to people on here! I will nip this in the butt right now! You don't come after me with that evil satan talk, or I will pull your nose off, then I'll pull your pecker off, and then I'll put your nose where your pecker was, and your pecker where your nose was...then when you go to the bathroom, you'll be peeing out your nose! Now go on somewhere devil.
Hahahahahaha!!!
Slamm

Frankfort, KY

#24 Nov 20, 2012
I also find it very difficult to believe that you could find a member of the clergy to come by and "purge" a ghost from your house. What religious organization do you two subscribe to?
lol

Frankfort, KY

#25 Nov 20, 2012
Alarmed wrote:
<quoted text> OHHHHHHH NO!!! I seen how you talk to people on here! I will nip this in the butt right now! You don't come after me with that evil satan talk, or I will pull your nose off, then I'll pull your pecker off, and then I'll put your nose where your pecker was, and your pecker where your nose was...then when you go to the bathroom, you'll be peeing out your nose! Now go on somewhere devil.
NIP THIS IN THE BUTT...lmao

Satanic Priest

“There is no god”

Since: Jul 12

War, WV

#27 Nov 20, 2012
Slamm wrote:
I also find it very difficult to believe that you could find a member of the clergy to come by and "purge" a ghost from your house. What religious organization do you two subscribe to?
Are you kidding? They will do anything for money

Satanic Priest

“There is no god”

Since: Jul 12

War, WV

#28 Nov 20, 2012
Alarmed, the Demons of Hell are much too powerful for a christian because they do not even read their own bible.
Better get a good Satanic Priest to help you
Slamm

Frankfort, KY

#30 Nov 20, 2012
Alarmed wrote:
I find it difficult to believe you won't shut the hell up.
YOU started this ridiculous thread. Don't get mad because normal people don't believe in farting ghosts. But thanks for the laugh. Everyone here thinks this is funny.

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