Frankfort and The mystery of fat chicks with skinny little boyfriends

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Hihowhatup

Frankfort, KY

#1 Jan 6, 2013
Since I have moved here I have notice this. Fat sloppy lookin chicks with skinny little boyfriends. Why is it that I see fat chicks walking around with skinny little boyfriends? Seriously. Three out of five fat chicks around here have skinny little boyfriends. Whatís up with that? Does it make sense? I mean, the chick can NEVER be on top otherwise sheíd crush her boyfriend.

So if youíre a bit fat chick, for what use could be a skinny little boyfriend? Letís see:

Heís small enough to help you clean under your folds
If he doesnít want to clean under your folds, wet his hair and use him like a mop for fat. Whatís he gonna do, fight back? Youíd snap him in half.
Crawling in there and finding the wet spot.
Catching your crumbs as they fall. Skinny guys need to eat too.
Picking up after you, because you canít bend over yourself.
Tying your shoe laces
You can carry him in your purse like Paris Hiltonís dog.
And if youíre a skinny little guy, what is the benefit of dating a hephalump? Letís see:

Protection. Youíre a skinny little shit.
So letís here it for the huge fat chick/skinny guy thing!
wtf

Frankfort, KY

#2 Jan 6, 2013
LMAO...IT IS THE TRUTH!!!! I see it a lot around here.
umm

United States

#3 Jan 7, 2013
I didn't realize size played a factor in whether you love someone or not? Lol. WOW! You must be a miserable person to really go into that much detail about the "size" dynamic in a relationship. Pretty LAME actually. Did a big girl steal your man?
frog

Frankfort, KY

#4 Jan 27, 2013
umm wrote:
I didn't realize size played a factor in whether you love someone or not? Lol. WOW! You must be a miserable person to really go into that much detail about the "size" dynamic in a relationship. Pretty LAME actually. Did a big girl steal your man?
No your mom got him drunk and tried to take advantage of him. That why .
Lmmfao

Duluth, GA

#5 Jan 27, 2013
Hihowhatup wrote:
Since I have moved here I have notice this. Fat sloppy lookin chicks with skinny little boyfriends. Why is it that I see fat chicks walking around with skinny little boyfriends? Seriously. Three out of five fat chicks around here have skinny little boyfriends. Whatís up with that? Does it make sense? I mean, the chick can NEVER be on top otherwise sheíd crush her boyfriend.
So if youíre a bit fat chick, for what use could be a skinny little boyfriend? Letís see:
Heís small enough to help you clean under your folds
If he doesnít want to clean under your folds, wet his hair and use him like a mop for fat. Whatís he gonna do, fight back? Youíd snap him in half.
Crawling in there and finding the wet spot.
Catching your crumbs as they fall. Skinny guys need to eat too.
Picking up after you, because you canít bend over yourself.
Tying your shoe laces
You can carry him in your purse like Paris Hiltonís dog.
And if youíre a skinny little guy, what is the benefit of dating a hephalump? Letís see:
Protection. Youíre a skinny little shit.
So letís here it for the huge fat chick/skinny guy thing!
Sounds like dis biotch got her man stolen from a big girl! And no I'm not big 5"8 and 130 lbs, so don't reply with your pitiful statement...... Also this has to be a home street tramp, cause I've noticed all the skinny tramps there have a house full of kids and most they baby daddy's are with big girls now hmmmmm do ya think the big girls treat them better and don't cheat like you yea that's what's up!
seems legit

Chicago, IL

#6 Jan 28, 2013
Lmmfao wrote:
<quoted text> Sounds like dis biotch got her man stolen from a big girl! And no I'm not big 5"8 and 130 lbs!
Hmmm. Now either you`re ridiculously fkn tall for a female or embarrassingly skinny for a male. Regardless, i wouldn't be braggin, you don't have enough room to judge. Sorry.
Not your

Frankfort, KY

#7 Jan 28, 2013
business, now why in the world would you care unless you were jealous of who someone else is with? Looks are not everything, trust me.
omg

Frankfort, KY

#8 Jan 28, 2013
u mentioned the, skinny little guys alot, do u just like the idea of the skinny little guys or what, ohh yea ur on topix, lmao,
hey there

Lawrenceburg, KY

#9 Jan 28, 2013
I bet you are a huge dude that wants that big ole girl for yaself. Ha
what

United States

#10 Jan 28, 2013
seems legit wrote:
<quoted text>
Hmmm. Now either you`re ridiculously fkn tall for a female or embarrassingly skinny for a male. Regardless, i wouldn't be braggin, you don't have enough room to judge. Sorry.
How exactly is 5'8" "ridiculously tall" for a female? I have to disagree with that statement! LOL!
healthy

Shelbyville, KY

#11 Jan 28, 2013
skinny female loses boyfriend/baby daddy/husband to heavy female equals stupid post on facebook. you'll never get over it. perhaps a little self esteem would help you a little. obviously you have none. idiot.
seems legit

Chicago, IL

#12 Jan 28, 2013
what wrote:
<quoted text> How exactly is 5'8" "ridiculously tall" for a female? I have to disagree with that statement! LOL!
The average female height (in the US) is 5`4. So yes, i consider a 5`8 female to be pretty fkn tall. Stats or not. Thats kind of manly. but hey, some guys like them just as tall as they do thick. Matter of opinion.
Harry Sachs

Frankfort, KY

#13 Jan 28, 2013
I have a Skinny Little D!ck does that count????
ohhhhhh

Frankfort, KY

#14 Jan 29, 2013
Hihowhatup wrote:
Since I have moved here I have notice this. Fat sloppy lookin chicks with skinny little boyfriends. Why is it that I see fat chicks walking around with skinny little boyfriends? Seriously. Three out of five fat chicks around here have skinny little boyfriends. Whatís up with that? Does it make sense? I mean, the chick can NEVER be on top otherwise sheíd crush her boyfriend.
So if youíre a bit fat chick, for what use could be a skinny little boyfriend? Letís see:
Heís small enough to help you clean under your folds
If he doesnít want to clean under your folds, wet his hair and use him like a mop for fat. Whatís he gonna do, fight back? Youíd snap him in half.
Crawling in there and finding the wet spot.
Catching your crumbs as they fall. Skinny guys need to eat too.
Picking up after you, because you canít bend over yourself.
Tying your shoe laces
You can carry him in your purse like Paris Hiltonís dog.
And if youíre a skinny little guy, what is the benefit of dating a hephalump? Letís see:
Protection. Youíre a skinny little shit.
So letís here it for the huge fat chick/skinny guy thing!
JEALOUS MUCH? GF get over the fat chicks. obviously they man loves them some fat chicks.
brickbrack

Frankfort, KY

#15 Jan 31, 2013
Fat chicks usually have a mexican boy. It is their pathway to a green card and the fat chick's pathway to a welfare check...oh, and their only chance of getting laid.

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