I have an important question ax you all
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Bill

Henderson, KY

#24 Jan 31, 2013
El Tigre wrote:
Ok the shark is a beast in the water but the tiger is king of the sneak attack! Case in point, a house cat(cousin to the tiger) will sit and watch a twitching foot (similar to a fish out of water) then pounce. So hands down I'm betting on the tiger...anybody got a line on those odds?!
There is no water, there is no "sneak attack" they're in space! It's a straight forward question, who would win, a Great White or a Bengal Tiger in space. And people please stop writing your opinions, the fact is, the shark would win hands down. Barring of course any Chinese astronauts getting to the tiger first to make an aphrodisiac or the shark to make shark fin soup.
Devil Anse

Frankfort, KY

#25 Jan 31, 2013
Don't forget about the Iranian Space Monkey trying to get involved. Sneaky bastard!!
well

Frankfort, KY

#26 Jan 31, 2013
Bill wrote:
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There is no water, there is no "sneak attack" they're in space! It's a straight forward question, who would win, a Great White or a Bengal Tiger in space. And people please stop writing your opinions, the fact is, the shark would win hands down. Barring of course any Chinese astronauts getting to the tiger first to make an aphrodisiac or the shark to make shark fin soup.
Fact, my ass. A shark out of water...please....I could smite it with a ball bat my own damn self. Please....
get real

Huntington, IN

#27 Jan 31, 2013
Joe wrote:
This quite possibly the greatest post ever on topix!! Good job Sweet Pea!!!!
I think sharks wins 3 out 5 due to the sheer size of those mofo's.
please... "Alarmed" blows this sh!t out of the 'water' on any given day, lol. Try again fatty!=)
Hmm

Frankfort, KY

#28 Jan 31, 2013
wtf wrote:
Neither one cause they would be floating in space with no air.
well wrote:
Neither.
How is the shark going to go anywhere without water to push against ? How is the tiger going to move with no dirt to push off from ?
They'll just be floating around looking at each other.
Neither of these are really relevant because they would meet a grim death before either of those points became an issue....
Without being in a self-contained pressurized container or suit, the vacuum of space would pull their innards from their orifices and then the solar radiation would burn what's left scattered about.

If the fight took place on Earth and the tiger was able to swim as well as a shark, the shark would win because the tiger's claws and teeth couldn't penetrate the shark's rough hide.
Will

Niles, IL

#29 Feb 1, 2013
Dave wrote:
Well then maybe the tiger COULD win, but that would only depend on how much pounding the sharks bunghole could take. Which if Shark Week has taught me anything its that a Great Whites bunghole can't take much pounding. I still think the shark could buck the tiger into a missionary position and bite off the tigers face.
This post took a weird turn...
That was AWESOME!
Animalologist

Frankfort, KY

#30 Feb 1, 2013
Will wrote:
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That was AWESOME!
It is well know in the UFO community that Great Whites do have sensitive bungholes. It is likely that at the first bit of penetration the shark would indeed buck the tiger to the missionary position and exposing the tigers face. That is unless the tiger can get his barbed PP locked in.....then all bets are off.
Bigfoot

Lawrenceburg, KY

#31 Feb 1, 2013
Are they using light sabers? That's a game changer
well

Frankfort, KY

#32 Feb 1, 2013
A hefty water buffalo would make grease spots of both of them.
bigfoot

United States

#33 Feb 1, 2013
Why would a water buffalo be in outer space? Ur just being silly now.
well

Frankfort, KY

#34 Feb 1, 2013
Trying to get away from Marlin Perkins ?
Sweet Pea

Frankfort, KY

#35 Feb 1, 2013
bump

lets stay focused people.....
Dave

Frankfort, KY

#36 Feb 4, 2013
You are right Will, it is awesome and this post did take a weird turn. Bill, I would say you are also correct, Chinese astronauts are not something to dismiss lightly.

However I would have to agree with Sweet Pea, we must remain focused if we are to ever solve this important life-changing question.
well

Frankfort, KY

#38 Feb 4, 2013
Alarmeds little people wrote:
We would win against any tiger, water buffalo, shark, big foot or unicorn. We are Alarmed's little people. We are here to stay. Resistance is futile.
Go back to chewing on your magic mushrooms and leave this to the big boys. You don't even exist, to begin with...and keep your damn imaginary unicorns out of it. This is REAL stuff going on here.
Animalologist

Frankfort, KY

#39 Feb 4, 2013
well wrote:
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Go back to chewing on your magic mushrooms and leave this to the big boys. You don't even exist, to begin with...and keep your damn imaginary unicorns out of it. This is REAL stuff going on here.
Preach on Preacher!!! Every knows that unicorns are nothing more than nancy boys with with butt plugs stuck to their heads. Besides that....homeboy tried to highjack the thread. Thou shall not put up with that mess.
Dave

Frankfort, KY

#40 Feb 5, 2013
Alarmeds little people wrote:
We would win against any tiger, water buffalo, shark, big foot or unicorn. We are Alarmed's little people. We are here to stay. Resistance is futile.
You "little people" are midgets and dwarves, get over it. But take solace in the fact that you are the only mythological creatures which actually do exist.
Alarmed

Huntington, IN

#41 Feb 6, 2013
Dave wrote:
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You "little people" are midgets and dwarves, get over it. But take solace in the fact that you are the only mythological creatures which actually do exist.
Yes they do! They really do! I've seen them! Once I even traveled through a portal that took me to their world! It was an experience I will never forget. By the way, it is possible for a tiger to battle a shark in outer space. The world evolves and adapts all the time. When just need to keep an open mind and add extra mushrooms to our pasta sauce!

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