I have an important question ax you all

I have an important question ax you all

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Sweet Pea

United States

#1 Jan 31, 2013
Who would win in a fight between a great white shark and a bengal tiger......the battle will take place in space.
hmmm

Huntington, IN

#2 Jan 31, 2013
First of all, please don't AX me!!! I don't wanna die! However, your question is interesting. I will go with the tiger. He has four paws. Yes the shark has large deadly teeth, but so does the tiger...and he can poke the shark in the eye with his tail.
Answer: The Bengal Tiger
Sweet Pea

United States

#3 Jan 31, 2013
hmmm wrote:
First of all, please don't AX me!!! I don't wanna die! However, your question is interesting. I will go with the tiger. He has four paws. Yes the shark has large deadly teeth, but so does the tiger...and he can poke the shark in the eye with his tail.
Answer: The Bengal Tiger
Very asstute reasoning!!! You may be right......sharks don't like it when their eyes get poked.
wtf

Woodstock, IL

#4 Jan 31, 2013
Neither one cause they would be floating in space with no air.
sippin koolaid

Huntington, IN

#5 Jan 31, 2013
What kind of fugking question is this? That shark would eat that kitty cat up! Gobble gobble gobble!
well duh

Huntington, IN

#6 Jan 31, 2013
wtf wrote:
Neither one cause they would be floating in space with no air.
what if they were wearing oxygen masks??? Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hHHHHHHhHhHHHHHHHhhh
Sweet Pea

United States

#7 Jan 31, 2013
wtf wrote:
Neither one cause they would be floating in space with no air.
It's best not to over think this very important question. Both beasts have skills in there own right. Space gives neither one an advantage. What if both beasts were pregnant or addicted to oxy's.
Batfer

United States

#8 Jan 31, 2013
The shark, everyone knows that all aquatic life comes from outer space giving the shark the clear advantage over any terrestrial critter.
Unicorn

Huntington, IN

#9 Jan 31, 2013
That's what you think mofo! You forgot about me!
Dave

Chicago, IL

#10 Jan 31, 2013
WTF you all are tards. This is completely ridiculous. I can't believe people waste their time on this, of course the shark would win.
Unicorn

Huntington, IN

#11 Jan 31, 2013
Sweet Pea wrote:
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It's best not to over think this very important question. Both beasts have skills in there own right. Space gives neither one an advantage. What if both beasts were pregnant or addicted to oxy's.
LMFAO!!!!!!
Sweet Pea

United States

#12 Jan 31, 2013
Dave wrote:
WTF you all are tards. This is completely ridiculous. I can't believe people waste their time on this, of course the shark would win.
BUT......what if the tiger got on its back?
Animalologist

United States

#14 Jan 31, 2013
Brilliant question!!!! I have often wondered about this exact same senerio.........tough one.
fatima

Huntington, IN

#17 Jan 31, 2013
I farted
well

Frankfort, KY

#18 Jan 31, 2013
Neither.
How is the shark going to go anywhere without water to push against ? How is the tiger going to move with no dirt to push off from ?
They'll just be floating around looking at each other.
buzz kill

Huntington, IN

#19 Jan 31, 2013
well wrote:
Neither.
How is the shark going to go anywhere without water to push against ? How is the tiger going to move with no dirt to push off from ?
They'll just be floating around looking at each other.
your no fun. Your reply is offensive and will be reported along with your IP address. Your post will be removed, and you will be sued and then taken to prison where you will be forced to become gay. Think about what you say the next time you want to rain on our parade!
Animalologist

United States

#20 Jan 31, 2013
well wrote:
Neither.
How is the shark going to go anywhere without water to push against ? How is the tiger going to move with no dirt to push off from ?
They'll just be floating around looking at each other.
You, good sir/mam have no scientific curiosity. With that kinda attitude, we would never have invented chewing gum.
well

Frankfort, KY

#21 Jan 31, 2013
Animalologist wrote:
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You, good sir/mam have no scientific curiosity. With that kinda attitude, we would never have invented chewing gum.
Alright then. Whichever one has the best control of his farts would win, because he could control his propulsion and thereby, his location/angle of attack.
El Tigre

Tucker, GA

#22 Jan 31, 2013
Ok the shark is a beast in the water but the tiger is king of the sneak attack! Case in point, a house cat(cousin to the tiger) will sit and watch a twitching foot (similar to a fish out of water) then pounce. So hands down I'm betting on the tiger...anybody got a line on those odds?!
Joe

Frankfort, KY

#23 Jan 31, 2013
This quite possibly the greatest post ever on topix!! Good job Sweet Pea!!!!
I think sharks wins 3 out 5 due to the sheer size of those mofo's.

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