Mental stimulation
Batfer

Frankfort, KY

#1 Feb 1, 2013
Sweat Pea, please ax rveryone another very important question, I'm bored and need thought provocation! Seams that the handful of intelligent folk in frankfurter responded to your last post?
Sweet Pea

Frankfort, KY

#2 Feb 1, 2013
All Right BFART, I'll ax you and everyone else a very important question. Dave should like this...

Who would win a battle between very preggors muskrat and slightly mangy fox squirrel??......they will be fighting on a frozen pound with high heat and humidity with windy conditions.
my gut hurts

Frankfort, KY

#3 Feb 1, 2013
it has been my experience that expecting muskrats can be quite a handful....that fox squirrel doesn't stand a chance!
Batfer

Frankfort, KY

#4 Feb 1, 2013
Idk, fox squirrels are really fast, lighting reflexes, and have that ninja tail super secret squirrel thing goon on. I'm goon with Rocky the squirrel.
Dave

Henderson, KY

#5 Feb 1, 2013
my gut hurts wrote:
it has been my experience that expecting muskrats can be quite a handful....that fox squirrel doesn't stand a chance!
I would have to agree with my gut... initially. That is until the high humidity starts the squirrel itching and the strong prevailing winds carry the mange unto the prego muskrat. So while the muskrat would win initially, the squirrel would have the last laugh as the muskrat is doomed to die a horrible agonizing freezing death with no fur, or until the muskrat ki//s itself because of poor self image due to the said loss of fur or the other animals make fun of her tiny t!tt!es.
Animalologist

Frankfort, KY

#6 Feb 1, 2013
Dave wrote:
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I would have to agree with my gut... initially. That is until the high humidity starts the squirrel itching and the strong prevailing winds carry the mange unto the prego muskrat. So while the muskrat would win initially, the squirrel would have the last laugh as the muskrat is doomed to die a horrible agonizing freezing death with no fur, or until the muskrat ki//s itself because of poor self image due to the said loss of fur or the other animals make fun of her tiny t!tt!es.
Deep thoughts Dave......but maybe the muskrat was preggors because she was a sloot. If she was then she would have no self esteem to lose, even with her small titties.

This is a good one Sweet Pea....I have to give it more thought.
yep

Frankfort, KY

#8 Feb 2, 2013
Lots of variables to consider in this scrap.
xDD

Frankfort, KY

#9 Feb 2, 2013
Originally I thought clearly the muskrat has the obvious advantage here being semiaquatic and all that.She knows its just a matter of time before the high heat melts the ice and she can pull her furry nemisis under,Of course that was until I noticed the squirrle was wearing full body armor and had a machine gun.
bigfoot

United States

#10 Feb 2, 2013
I'm getting turned on just thinking about it.
well

Frankfort, KY

#11 Feb 2, 2013
bigfoot wrote:
I'm getting turned on just thinking about it.
Think how that big bass right under the ice feels about it...
come get some

Frankfort, KY

#12 Feb 2, 2013
all of you have to much free time on your hands to be doing this kind of BS!!!! just to think if everyone put the kind of effort into solving there problems & the worlds problems them life would be better for everyone. but then again just look at the losers i'm talking to! wouldn't be suprised if anyone on topixs finished high school let along the 5th grade. it makes me laugh just to think of all the dead end jobs all of you fill that makes my life so much better even after i piss on you with my executive position and my porcha i drive. ha ha ha oh my side hurts oh da**it i wet myself
grammarbooboo

Chicago, IL

#13 Feb 2, 2013
come get some wrote:
all of you have to much free time on your hands to be doing this kind of BS!!!! just to think if everyone put the kind of effort into solving there problems & the worlds problems them life would be better for everyone. but then again just look at the losers i'm talking to! wouldn't be suprised if anyone on topixs finished high school let along the 5th grade. it makes me laugh just to think of all the dead end jobs all of you fill that makes my life so much better even after i piss on you with my executive position and my porcha i drive. ha ha ha oh my side hurts oh da**it i wet myself
I certainly hope you don't have an executive position. It's kind of hard to believe with your poor spelling, punctuation, and bad attitude. But anyway...back to the rodent fight...
I would predict that it would start out a little heated, with lots of gnawing and scratching. Until, the squirrel's oversized mangy nutsack just so happens to rub across the muskrat's lips, making her extremely excited. Then both animals, realizing they are distant cousins, decide to have a grudge-fu<[. But then, the squirrel's huge mangy nutsack aggravates the female muskrat's butthole, making her flinch just as he busts his squirrel-load all over "come get some"s "porcha".....bwahaha ha!!!! Bi+<he$
xDD

Frankfort, KY

#14 Feb 2, 2013
come get some wrote:
all of you have to much free time on your hands to be doing this kind of BS!!!! just to think if everyone put the kind of effort into solving there problems & the worlds problems them life would be better for everyone. but then again just look at the losers i'm talking to! wouldn't be suprised if anyone on topixs finished high school let along the 5th grade. it makes me laugh just to think of all the dead end jobs all of you fill that makes my life so much better even after i piss on you with my executive position and my porcha i drive. ha ha ha oh my side hurts oh da**it i wet myself
Practice what you preach,Instead of spending time on topix go out and change the world instead of waiting on everyone else to do so for you.I'm just going to point out how you call people losers for enjoying a laugh when you're the one who has to come on here pretending you're big shit to everyone to satisfy your massive ego.Your spelling and grammar ar atrocious If you hold an executive position it must read " head of the retard division" and as for your "porcha" I own one of those to it's connected firmly to my house xDD !!
crazyman

Frankfort, KY

#15 Feb 3, 2013
both drown
Animalologist

Frankfort, KY

#16 Feb 4, 2013
Time to bump this MOFO.
Slutty muskrat!!!
poonie

Ripon, WI

#17 Feb 4, 2013
Yayuh!!! It's gonna be a squabble!!! Squacker goin for the jugular!
Dave

Frankfort, KY

#18 Apr 22, 2013
crazyman wrote:
both drown
No imagination. Ben Franklin and Rush would be disappointed.

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