Stavros's Rumor to replace Blockbuster

Stavros's Rumor to replace Blockbuster

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Padreciō

United States

#1 Sep 10, 2012
It's an exotic banana hammock store.
random

Chicago, IL

#2 Sep 11, 2012
Will they sell triple piston ass hammer's?
Padriciō

Frankfort, IL

#3 Sep 11, 2012
random wrote:
Will they sell triple piston ass hammer's?
Yes they will sell the three piston gas powered ass hammer with scrotum cupping attachment and self lubricating tip.

Lube and gas will be sold separately.

They will also honor Bed Bath and beyond coupons.
random

Chicago, IL

#4 Sep 11, 2012
[QUOTE who="Padriciō"] <quoted text>Yes they will sell the three piston gas powered ass hammer with scrotum cupping attachment and self lubricating tip.

Lube and gas will be sold separately.

They will also honor Bed Bath and beyond coupons.[/QUOTE]

Oh that's excellent. What about really exotic things. I'm Looking for bukakie hand soap. It's filled with great nutrients for my skin
random

Chicago, IL

#5 Sep 11, 2012
Oh that's excellent. What about really exotic things? I'm Looking for bukakie hand soap. It's filled with great nutrients for my skin.
Padriciō

Frankfort, IL

#6 Sep 11, 2012
random wrote:
Oh that's excellent. What about really exotic things? I'm Looking for bukakie hand soap. It's filled with great nutrients for my skin.
No worried Stavros will provide that straight from the tap if you meet him out behind the dumpster. He cares about customer service even when it involves a misdemeanor.
random

Chicago, IL

#7 Sep 11, 2012
Oh how wonderful. I've been waiting a very long time for a store like this to come into my town. What I really need it a rape kit with The whistle. I keep getting bullied at the park by Chris Gardoki and his crew. Last time they made me lick white poop on the ground. I was just trying to get a job that day. But if I had that whistle I could of scared them off.
Padriciō

Frankfort, IL

#8 Sep 11, 2012
random wrote:
Oh how wonderful. I've been waiting a very long time for a store like this to come into my town. What I really need it a rape kit with The whistle. I keep getting bullied at the park by Chris Gardoki and his crew. Last time they made me lick white poop on the ground. I was just trying to get a job that day. But if I had that whistle I could of scared them off.
Stavros will only sell the 'Legitimate' rape kit. We don't have standard whistles but we will have many meat whistles on sale.
Jim H

Frankfort, IL

#9 Sep 16, 2012
I like meat whistles.
Lucky

Evanston, IL

#12 Dec 26, 2012
I love Stavro's. he really knows how to flick the bean;)
Frank

New Lenox, IL

#13 Jan 4, 2013
Jimmys west would be sweet
Pat's gay roomate

Frankfort, IL

#14 May 23, 2013
I can't wait to buy some chloroform for my roomate. Does Stavros sell this?
The gay roommate

Addison, IL

#15 May 25, 2013
Yes Stavro's sell chloroform!!! It even comes with a handkerchief. And for just $.99 you can get it embroidered with your initials. They sell the 20ml but I got the 750ml. You'll really knock the ladies out with this. I take mine everywhere. You never know when your going to meet a nice lady and you want to have a good time. This stuff is high quality. She didn't move a muscle.
Pats juicy brown eye

Calumet City, IL

#16 May 28, 2013
Why can't you be serious! I'm gonna settle into a nice warm bath with a copy of fifty shades of grey, a banana cognac, and some white Barry on the hi-fi, just pretending you people would stop hating on stavros. Gosh....

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