ms piggy signs deal with Frankfurters.

ms piggy signs deal with Frankfurters.

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#1 Oct 25, 2008
Ms. Piggy who recently divorced Kermit the Frog due to irreconcilable differences, has reportedly signed a 5.6 million dollar deal with Frankfurters.

The 34 year old diva explained, "Since i was little queen i wanted to be the face of Frankfurters, now it's all becoming a reality."

But many critics have branded the starlet whose movie, Memoirs of a Piglette, a sell out. Ex best friend Daffy Duck explained, "Ms. Piggy never had standards but this is low, promoting a product that kills your kind, cooks them and sells them for a premium price is disgusting, but i always knew she was sick."

The 5.6 million deal states that Ms. Piggy must show up for seven days in a year to shoot commercials for the brand and must remain a plus size piglette or the contract will be terminated.

Frank, the president of FrankFurter explained, "Ms. Piggy really embodies what our brand is about, and we're excited about her joining us, she's a real pig."

In other news, The President of Iraq refuses to acknowledge NeverLand as a Muslim state.

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