Police say man wounded after forced e...

Police say man wounded after forced entry

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Justbin Kornhold

United States

#1 Dec 9, 2012
He should have used some vasaline or baby oil. It realy hurts if you go dry.
Louie Manhole

Fairfax, VA

#2 Dec 11, 2012
Yeah a little analube can go a long way for the inexperienced. Back in the joint we just used spit.
President Obama

United States

#3 Dec 12, 2012
That turd Boner put sand in my vaseline!!!

The american people are not going to like how this feels while rich people get all the money.
Rush Limbo

Fairfax, VA

#4 Dec 12, 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen....Ladies and Gentlemen...I once had the honor of having Nancy Pelosi do something of a similar nature to me at the correspondents dinner in Washington several years ago. After she strapped one on, and mind you this was done for charity, I assumed the position. I soon found out there wasn't any anal-ease, or Vaseline or even spit. No sir, it was was liberals across this great nation will do to us every chance they get.....jam it in sideways with no grease. No grease what so ever!!!!
Nancy Pelosi

United States

#5 Dec 13, 2012
Rush is so fat I had to roll him around in flour to find the wet spot. Fat wimpy windbag....and he squealled like a pig!
Rush Limbo

Fairfax, VA

#6 Dec 16, 2012
Reeeeeee! Reeee!!!
Tim Tebow

Fairfax, VA

#7 Dec 24, 2012
Now I know how Mark Sanchez feels....
Justbin Kornhold

United States

#9 Jan 29, 2013
Sometimes I see stars whirling around if there's a lot of girth, you know, if it's thick like a kielbasa or a cucumber.

But not a gherkin or a kirby. Most gherkins do not make much of an attraction. Except in parking lots located in Amsterdam NY. For some reason gherkin off is a big deal there and even gets mentioned in the newspapers.
Stubby Foreskin

Northville, NY

#10 Jan 30, 2013
Justbin Kornhold wrote:
Sometimes I see stars whirling around if there's a lot of girth, you know, if it's thick like a kielbasa or a cucumber.
But not a gherkin or a kirby. Most gherkins do not make much of an attraction. Except in parking lots located in Amsterdam NY. For some reason gherkin off is a big deal there and even gets mentioned in the newspapers.
Bet all your Farts smell like K-Y.
Just in Kornhold

Ardsley, NY

#11 Jan 30, 2013
With those weird grease bubbles too.
Da Pope

Ardsley, NY

#14 Feb 23, 2013
Whaddya mean they took pictures?!?
Oh so you think you can blackmail me! I'll never resign! Never!
Cyprus Depositer

Ardsley, NY

#15 Mar 24, 2013
EeYowwee!
Talk about a forced entry. The Germans are out to screw the Russians so they come to Cyprus and steal the money from the savings accounts of widows.
WW2 was about banks and money and it ain't over yet.
Gaping Hole

Ardsley, NY

#17 Apr 30, 2013
Maybe I could go find a job in a Fort Plain donut shop!
Mark Sanchez

Ardsley, NY

#18 Apr 30, 2013
Now I know how Tim Tebow feels.
Liberace

Ardsley, NY

#19 May 25, 2013
Forced entry? Oh heavens no. Scott Thorsen liked it that way. He would sniff a popper on cue and would open up like the Holland tunnel.
Scott Thorsen

Ardsley, NY

#20 May 25, 2013
Oh Lee! There you go again minimizing all the things you made me do and wouldn't pay me for when you dumped me for something younger and blonder. This is why there has to be gay marriage! So Hollywood pedergasts can't take boys out of foster care like they were puppies and use them to satisfy sexual perversions, then dump them like floozies after they get a wrinkle or a varicose vein.
Gnarly Sphincter

Springfield, NJ

#21 May 28, 2013
He said I looked like a donut hole and then he grabbed me!
Louie Manhole

Ardsley, NY

#22 Jun 4, 2013
He said "Take it like a man". So I did. Now I'm a hairdresser in Johnstown.

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