Alva Satanic church

[Satanic Priest]

We are celebrating our 1000th member, welcome Ricky and Dawn!
For those who think that a god that demands animal blood sacrifice and demands that you sing and dance while killing babies is evil (yes, the god the christians worship!)(Psalms 137:9) You can send us a message on facebook, Attendance is by invitation only!
We would also like to congratulate our parent church, the S.W. Fl Satanic Temples on their 100,000th member in Lee county!

[STATIC KLINGON]

doncha mean members 999 and 1000 or 1000 and 1001 check your math Beelzebubba

[COVERD BY THE BLOOD JESUS]

Satanic Priest wrote:

We are celebrating our 1000th member, welcome Ricky and Dawn!
For those who think that a god that demands animal blood sacrifice and demands that you sing and dance while killing babies is evil (yes, the god the christians worship!)(Psalms 137:9) You can send us a message on facebook, Attendance is by invitation only!
We would also like to congratulate our parent church, the S.W. Fl Satanic Temples on their 100,000th member in Lee county!

Please read the WHOLE scripture of Psalms 137, not just the one verse, it is saying "those who sacrifise babys are doomed to destruction" It is in no way shape or form saying it is ok to sacrifise baby's..smh..Please come with somethig better than that..you cant twist the scriptures to fit your lies read it ENTIRELY next time! God bless YOU, have a blessed day in JESUS name AMEN!!!! THE BLOOD OF CHRIST IS THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THIS EARTH, MAY IT DRENCH YOU AS IT DOES ME!!!!! IM COVERD BY THE BLOOD THANK YOU JESUS, PRAISE YOUR HOLY NAME FATHER GOD!!!! satans FATE WAS SEALED THE MOMENT JESUS CHRIST GAVE UP HIS LAST BREATH ON THE CROSS!! satan HAS ALREADY BEEN DEFEATED AND HE KNOWS IT, WISH satan WOULD LET HIS FOLLOWERS KNOW IT, OH BUT OFCOURSE NOT CAUSE IF he DID THEY WOULD NOT FOLLOW!!! SHALOM!!! GLORY TO GOD!!

[Evil Bunny]

Satanic Priest wrote:

We are celebrating our 1000th member, welcome Ricky and Dawn!

Your 1,000 member (singular), Ricky and Dawn?
Are Ricky and Dawn conjoined twins?

If you were tryng to make Satanists look intelligent, you failed.

I'd join, but I'm too busy worshipping The Easter Bunny, Santa Clause and Jesus.

[Roach City]

What does one do in a Satanic church exactly?

[tracy nipper]

I wish to talk to a priest I need som help. Please email me first @ [e-mail] Thanks

[Marisca Vam Pyr]

please add me on facebook. Need to find a high priest in cape town

[Yer Daddy]

Satanic Priest wrote:

We are celebrating our 1000th member, welcome Ricky and Dawn!
For those who think that a god that demands animal blood sacrifice and demands that you sing and dance while killing babies is evil (yes, the god the christians worship!)(Psalms 137:9) You can send us a message on facebook, Attendance is by invitation only!
We would also like to congratulate our parent church, the S.W. Fl Satanic Temples on their 100,000th member in Lee county!

What's the Facebook address?

[STD free]

Satanic Priest wrote:

We are celebrating our 1000th member, welcome Ricky and Dawn!
For those who think that a god that demands animal blood sacrifice and demands that you sing and dance while killing babies is evil (yes, the god the christians worship!)(Psalms 137:9) You can send us a message on facebook, Attendance is by invitation only!
We would also like to congratulate our parent church, the S.W. Fl Satanic Temples on their 100,000th member in Lee county!

You are imbecile it's 10th not 100,000th

[STD free]

STATIC KLINGON wrote:

doncha mean members 999 and 1000 or 1000 and 1001 check your math Beelzebubba

Yeah and how could it go from 1000th to 100,000th. That Satan breath learned nothing while incarcerated

[Satanic Priest]

Our church has 1000 members, our parent church has over 100,000 members as I stated. Of course you do not know how to read do you?
I see you use a name that tries to make people think you have no STD's, why would you need to do that?
Hey, you talk shit how about coming to one of our Satanic churches and run your mouth?

[Leinad]

Thank you for even reading this. I just moved to the cape and was looking for people who also THINK about and question what these "Christian" jerkos try to shove down our throats! It's good to know there are other good people out there not blinded by corrupt weak minded punks who just want u give, give and give while hiding behind their real LIES. Let me know where I can find a place to meet others with same interest

[TaylorChristineC reations]

COVERD BY THE BLOOD JESUS wrote:

<quoted text>Please read the WHOLE scripture of Psalms 137, not just the one verse, it is saying "those who sacrifise babys are doomed to destruction" It is in no way shape or form saying it is ok to sacrifise baby's..smh..Please come with somethig better than that..you cant twist the scriptures to fit your lies read it ENTIRELY next time! God bless YOU, have a blessed day in JESUS name AMEN!!!! THE BLOOD OF CHRIST IS THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THIS EARTH, MAY IT DRENCH YOU AS IT DOES ME!!!!! IM COVERD BY THE BLOOD THANK YOU JESUS, PRAISE YOUR HOLY NAME FATHER GOD!!!! satans FATE WAS SEALED THE MOMENT JESUS CHRIST GAVE UP HIS LAST BREATH ON THE CROSS!! satan HAS ALREADY BEEN DEFEATED AND HE KNOWS IT, WISH satan WOULD LET HIS FOLLOWERS KNOW IT, OH BUT OFCOURSE NOT CAUSE IF he DID THEY WOULD NOT FOLLOW!!! SHALOM!!! GLORY TO GOD!!

You should stop rolling around in Jesus's blood you stupid Christian cultist. He's not going to save you he doesn't exist

[TaylorChristineC reations]

Everyone who goes to church it's all a lie they don't care about you they only care about your money. There laughing at you while stealing from you. Christianity is the stupidest religion out there. It's hilarious how pedophiles, rapists and murders make up more than half the Christian community because they think if they get saved they'll go to heaven. Yea that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard if you Christians sat down and realized how hypocritical and idiotic your religion is you'd stop believing for sure. But your all weak

[Lane]

Satanic Priest wrote:

We are celebrating our 1000th member, welcome Ricky and Dawn!
For those who think that a god that demands animal blood sacrifice and demands that you sing and dance while killing babies is evil (yes, the god the christians worship!)(Psalms 137:9) You can send us a message on facebook, Attendance is by invitation only!
We would also like to congratulate our parent church, the S.W. Fl Satanic Temples on their 100,000th member in Lee county!

Hail satan, how would one go about becoming a member, I do not see a facebook address.

[Satanic Priest]

Lane wrote:

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Hail satan, how would one go about becoming a member, I do not see a facebook address.

Alva Satanic church on face book.
Becoming a member is by invitation only, we do not expose ourselves to the hate filled violent christian cult

[belail]

Where can I find the satanic priest here in cape town as I whish to become a member to thy's brotherhood. Asap!!!!!

[belail]

How do I go about becoming a member ?plz contact me