According to FMPD Facebook page, it i...

According to FMPD Facebook page, it is Federal Felony to be friendly!

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King Bouncer

Minneapolis, MN

#1 Aug 20, 2014
Intelligence has been received that, according to a Facebook page called "Fort Myers Police Department- Cops and Joggers 2013," it is a Federal Felony, punishable by 55 years minimum to life in Federal prison for all involved, straight from Capitol Hill in Washington, DC, for any person to interact and socialize with other people, as well as be nice and friendly towards other people in any public place and in any community.
Not too recently, an episode of the television program "Cops" showed the Fort Myers Police Department (FMPD) warning a crime victim to avoid being friendly towards other people and to forbid others from being friendly towards him/her. The issue was brought up on the mentioned Facebook page that this is the United States of America, and that as citizens of the United States of America, people in Southwest Florida have every right, under the United States Constitution, to be friendly, social, and interactive with other people in the community and in public. However, it was immediately and promptly deleted and the poster blocked from the page. The only possible reason; according to whoever deleted the posts and blocked the poster from the Facebook page "Fort Myers Police Department- Cops and Joggers 2013," which is directly in connection with the FMPD, it is a Federal Felony, straight from Capitol Hill in Washington, DC and punishable even by 55 years minimum to life without parole for any person within the United States of America to; interact in any way, shape, or form with any person or persons not part of his/her immediate family, help any "stranger" in any way, form any kind of friendship or relationship with any person not part of the innermost family, and who knows what else.
Christar999

Leesburg, FL

#2 Aug 21, 2014
This sounds like complete insanity, but if you can link us to a screen shot showing the comment from the webpage that supposedly makes this claim, then perhaps I might begin to believe you.
So far your claim is unsubstantiated. We need proof.
LEO 477

United States

#3 Aug 22, 2014
King Bouncer wrote:
Intelligence has been received that, according to a Facebook page called "Fort Myers Police Department- Cops and Joggers 2013," it is a Federal Felony, punishable by 55 years minimum to life in Federal prison for all involved, straight from Capitol Hill in Washington, DC, for any person to interact and socialize with other people, as well as be nice and friendly towards other people in any public place and in any community.
Not too recently, an episode of the television program "Cops" showed the Fort Myers Police Department (FMPD) warning a crime victim to avoid being friendly towards other people and to forbid others from being friendly towards him/her. The issue was brought up on the mentioned Facebook page that this is the United States of America, and that as citizens of the United States of America, people in Southwest Florida have every right, under the United States Constitution, to be friendly, social, and interactive with other people in the community and in public. However, it was immediately and promptly deleted and the poster blocked from the page. The only possible reason; according to whoever deleted the posts and blocked the poster from the Facebook page "Fort Myers Police Department- Cops and Joggers 2013," which is directly in connection with the FMPD, it is a Federal Felony, straight from Capitol Hill in Washington, DC and punishable even by 55 years minimum to life without parole for any person within the United States of America to; interact in any way, shape, or form with any person or persons not part of his/her immediate family, help any "stranger" in any way, form any kind of friendship or relationship with any person not part of the innermost family, and who knows what else.
You're a real sick idiot here's your sign.

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