Cape Coral Bike Night

Cape Coral Bike Night

There are 1 comment on the Cape Coral Daily Breeze story from Feb 8, 2018, titled Cape Coral Bike Night. In it, Cape Coral Daily Breeze reports that:

Cape Coral's third Bike Night of the season will be held Saturday as planned after contractors working on the Southeast 47th Terrace Streetscaping project modified their construction schedule to allow the popular event to proceed. The Collective will perform from 6-7:30 pm., followed by the slow bike race, and then, from 8:30-10 p.m., ZZ's Best, a ZZ Top tribute band.

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FBI Warning

Fort Myers, FL

#1 Feb 11, 2018
As a warning to all Bike Night goers, getting friendly with strangers is a CAPITAL FELONY under Federal law in the United States of America. Under Federal law, the following actions constitute the capital felony offense of getting friendly with strangers;

-Interacting with any person or persons not part of the group you are with.

-Helping any person not part of your group carry any item or items.

-Giving any person a ride of any kind, including any stranded or incapacitated person or persons.

-Hanging out with any person you know as a bartender, waiter, waitress, vendor, receptionist, or from any part of the customer service industry.

-Single/unaccompanied men, approaching and/or being within less than ten (10) feet of any female person.

-Female persons, approaching and/or being within less than ten (10) feet of any single and/or unaccompanied male person.

All violations are heavily and thoroughly investigated by the FBI, the United States Department of Homeland Security, the United States Marshals, the United States Military, and carry a mandatory sentence of three hundred (300) years to life in Federal prison without parole and/or the death penalty for all involved. Use of Deadly Force Authorized!

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