New FEDERAL Law forbids all uniformed...

New FEDERAL Law forbids all uniformed cheerleaders from talking to guys!

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“Cook County Mail Authority”

Since: May 13

Chicago, IL

#1 Jun 10, 2013
Well, as it turns out, FINALLY, a new FEDERAL law has just been passed by Congress that makes it a Federal Felony in the United States of America for any uniformed cheerleader to interact with ANY male person at all! The new laws are as follows;

1; No uniformed cheerleader (grade school, junior high, high school, college, or professional) shall interact with, or approach within less than seventy-five (75) feet of, any male person for any reason whatsoever during the entirety of time wearing any cheerleader uniform either in full or partially. That expressively includes during half-time, restroom breaks, before and after any sport (football, basketball, etc) that requires cheerleaders to cheer, on the way to and from practice and any sporting event or events, between any sporting events, and on any transportation vehicle.

2: Under no circumstances shall ANY uniformed cheerleader (whether grade school, junior high, high school, college, university, or professional) within the United States of America engage in any type of public display of affection (PDA) with anyone of ANY gender (male or female). That includes hugging, high fives, hand shakes, and ANY type of physical contact.

Violators are subject to immediate arrest and will easily face up to ninety (90) years in prison.
STD free

United States

#3 Jun 19, 2013
Cook Cty Mail Authority wrote:
Well, as it turns out, FINALLY, a new FEDERAL law has just been passed by Congress that makes it a Federal Felony in the United States of America for any uniformed cheerleader to interact with ANY male person at all! The new laws are as follows;

1; No uniformed cheerleader (grade school, junior high, high school, college, or professional) shall interact with, or approach within less than seventy-five (75) feet of, any male person for any reason whatsoever during the entirety of time wearing any cheerleader uniform either in full or partially. That expressively includes during half-time, restroom breaks, before and after any sport (football, basketball, etc) that requires cheerleaders to cheer, on the way to and from practice and any sporting event or events, between any sporting events, and on any transportation vehicle.

2: Under no circumstances shall ANY uniformed cheerleader (whether grade school, junior high, high school, college, university, or professional) within the United States of America engage in any type of public display of affection (PDA) with anyone of ANY gender (male or female). That includes hugging, high fives, hand shakes, and ANY type of physical contact.

Violators are subject to immediate arrest and will easily face up to ninety (90) years in prison.
You are a psychotic low life dirt bag next.....

“Cook County Mail Authority”

Since: May 13

Chicago, IL

#4 Jun 19, 2013
STD free wrote:
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You are a psychotic low life dirt bag next.....
You better shut up and stay the hell away from all uniformed cheerleaders, or you'll be arrested for contempt!

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