Fort Myers Beach - Vacation Spot?

Posted in the Fort Myers Forum

First Prev
of 2
Next Last
Beach people

Hermitage, PA

#1 May 31, 2010
My husband and myself were at the Ft.Myers Beach this past week! I would think that for the prices charged for rooms there that the beaches would be cleaned. Parking once you leave your hotel is impossible, traffic getting on & office the island is horrible & then you look at a dirty water....What happened to the carribean blue water that use to be there? Sanibel still has the beautiful water. Even the locals wonder where it went. I would not recommend anyone visit this stuck in the 60's so called resort town. If you are looking to go someplace with no parking, crowded dirty beaches, over priced restaurants...you found it.

Since: Feb 10

Rockwell City, IA

#2 Jun 6, 2010
carribean blue water? LOL it's never been that way. unless there is a stiff east wind the water is always churned up
John C

Erlanger, KY

#3 Jun 7, 2010
I am in Fort Myers Beach several weeks per year. I don't have these problems. My suggestion: there is no need to leave the island and thus no need for a car. Take a taxi to the island, then walk everywhere you want to go. I also find the prices there cheaper than just about anything comparable. To each his own...

Since: Feb 10

Rockwell City, IA

#4 Jun 8, 2010
John C wrote:
I am in Fort Myers Beach several weeks per year. I don't have these problems. My suggestion: there is no need to leave the island and thus no need for a car. Take a taxi to the island, then walk everywhere you want to go. I also find the prices there cheaper than just about anything comparable. To each his own...
right on
dana

AOL

#5 Jun 8, 2010
I have traveled all over the Caribbean and find Ft. Myers Beach a great place!!

Since: Feb 10

Rockwell City, IA

#6 Jun 9, 2010
dana wrote:
I have traveled all over the Caribbean and find Ft. Myers Beach a great place!!
right on!
dtvancis11

Bonita Springs, FL

#7 Jun 15, 2010
This is what happens when you can't afford to go on vacation. Obviously, you took the cheap route and booked an efficiency on some stagnant backwater or a retention pond. It is quite clear based on your statement that you didn't talk to any real locals... probably just found some other visiting drunks who were full of it. Next time, skip a year, save some money and stay in one of the area resorts instead of being cheap. Better yet, stay home.
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#9 Jun 16, 2010
hey dtvancis-the whole fort myers beach strip from one end to the other is a stagnant backwater retention pond!real locals?oh ,you mean like the drunk fort myers beach "local"who slammed into that poor woman ,when he was driving drunk last month,and cut her legs off?you"locals'havent put any improvements,changes,new sidewalks etc-or anything else, to make fort myers beach anything close to a vacation spot.get used to it!people are finally telling all of you the truth-fort myers beach isnt a vacation spot,its a run down shithole with a bunch of arrogant locals who are so blind they cant see what happened to their formerly lovely beach!the beach is soo small.so rundown. the word"dead zone"is true/i wouldnt waste my cash in your so called"resorts"on your snotty ,arrogant little craphole of a "beach"
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#13 Jun 17, 2010
did you say fort myers beach-or fort myers "nobeach-just arrogant locals":)my family , friends,people ive known that have gone to ft myers "beach"for 25 years-have said the same thing.our beaches here -in mass. rhode island maine etc.are much cleaner.better people-haha y'all:)weve all been coming there for 25-30 years.cant you guys-ahem-just admit it.your beach is a frigging dump!cant wait to see the oil get to the"beach "in a month or two.from what i see on booking for your"hotels"and 'resorts"haha-booking is almost nonexistent.the so called tiny sandbar of a beach looks like its from a 1960s movie about dead areas in the united states.so dopes.ill be laughing my ass off -when im swimming and having fun up here-as the oil,skanks,lani kai-drugged out shrimpers and drunk locals-constantly say how"nice"their "beach" is.so hello from burpwater mass-lowlife:)at least our waters clean and no seaweed or backwoods hayseeds, confederate flag wearing fort myers beach"locals"also known as a bunch of drunk losers--buhbye dopes:)hehe
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#15 Jun 17, 2010
hey dumbass,did you happen to read my reply to you??at all?I AM STAYING IN BURPTOWN MASS FOR VACATION!gee,no snappy comebacks to my reply huh?man,i thought frigging rocks were dumb,but you take the cake.if you cant get that im staying here and enjoying my vacations on a real beach after i wrote about 5 paragraphs saying i was, youre the dumbest MI resident ive ever seen.doyou know how to read,"duh"mbass?:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#17 Jun 18, 2010
hey dopes-since youre really lousy at comebacks-have have fun in fort myers oil slick-message me back when the oil hits the beaches-tell me how much fun youre having watching all the tourist dollars,tourists,sea life and resorts,shellfish and the way of life in ft myers beach.you cant be so dumb as not to realize you fool-the oil will be on your beaches-within 2 months.will fort myers beach be a vacation capital then,limp wrist?huh?will it?BIG NO!!haha seeya wouldnt wanna be ya-hey is it true MI has a lotta inbreeders:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#22 Jun 23, 2010
Dogdirt wrote:
where did the Burptown, MA liar go??
tell you what tough guy-ill come down to wherever you are and tell you it to your face-in your face-eye to eye-if you like?haha do you know what it means when someone says they live in belchertown.that they vacation in ri maine vt nh.do you read?do you understand. live in belchertown.vacation in nh ,maine vt,ri.do you want me to come to your town and tell you how to understand the difference between living some where-and vacationing some where?you back woods hayseed in breeder:0hey have a nice nite:)man,you are a seriously retarded lame ass:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#23 Jun 23, 2010
Dogdirt wrote:
where did the Burptown, MA liar go??
and dumbass-staying means-thats where my home is.my home.im staying in belchertown mass in my home!!!your mommy should let you out more:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#24 Jun 23, 2010
Dogdirt wrote:
Here's part of your post from the other FMB forum
post #28 page 1
"do you know how to read?i LIVE in belchertown mass-you dumb ass!!" lololol
meaning im not wasting my money in shithole fmb-my vacation-in my pool-or in the beaches in nh ri maine beats any backwater fmb
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#27 Jun 24, 2010
Dogdirt wrote:
<quoted text>
lololol "I am staying in Burptown,MA for vacation" geeeze, kinda sounds like you vacation in burptown dumb fuck. you're another hard ass that tells us how tough he is..on the computer. lololol
how stupid can a bunch of you inbreeds be, vacationing on FMB for 25 years and think it's a shit hole, you inbreeders catch on quick. lolol when you're down tar packing your uncle billy bob come on down and do some whoopin' on us down here! LOLOLOL
well dog-since youre gay..you must be.always talking about tar packing,knob polishing.i knew fort myers when it was really nice.obviously you dont wanna admit its a ghost town of a beach:)hey did you see cnn?all the oil coming in in big waves coating the beach today in pensacola, orange key ,florida?its coming to fort myers very soon:)id be happy to drop you real quick in person.tell me where to meet you:)hehe
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#29 Jun 25, 2010
Dogdirt wrote:
<quoted text>
who cares about pensacola? the oil isn't even close to FMB yet. i'll be in the SOB 6/28 from 6-9 pm i'll be drinking bud light and most likely sitting at the bar usually on the left side as you walk in. i'll have a red sox ball cap on to help you out. see ya then. and when you tell me you were there but i wasn't...tell me who the bartenders were. lolol see ya then inbreeder.
hmm-you rank people from massachusetts.but youll have a red sox cap on?whats wrong with this picture?you make ranks about massachusetts but you like our baseball teams.ill come in smoking oyster brewery to take that cap off your head,then drink your beer.so you like bud light huh?thats what the girls drink:)haha real men drink budweiser.not bud light.ill tell the bartender to get the ice water ready to splash on your face to wake you up after you hit the floor:)hehe-maybe you can limp over to the shipwreck motel after and ask him if he saw that guy who took that cap off your head as you tried to wipe the floor off your shoulder:)booyah you arent man enuff to wear a red sox cap:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#31 Jun 26, 2010
dope mania wrote:
<quoted text
not a problem i'll be there.
i hear youre there a lot.they say youre the goofy looking freak in the red sox hat that pisses his pants after a few bud lights/afraid to drink budweiser-not bud light?a little bit heavy?watching the diet are you:)haha. look for me-ill be the guy whos sitting next to you in the white shirt,that says"cancun"on it.im six one about 200 with brown hair and a stache.you cant miss me.ill be staring you down seeing if you think youre man enough to open your yap in person.ill be there from 5pm till whenever:)take it!!:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#34 Jun 30, 2010
dope mania wrote:
<quoted text>
kinda looks like someone chickened out? lololol
were you actually that DUMB,i mean REALLY dumb-to believe me?SUCKER!!!!!man theres one sucker born every minute i see,y'all:)
SOSfan

Yorktown, IN

#39 Feb 4, 2011
We were at Ft. Myers Beach last May and stayed at the Pink Shell. We absolutely loved it! The resort was nice and we enjoyed going in the town. We had lots of fun and we are going back. The locals who worked at the eating places were very, very nice. However, I remember at one of the parking places we used, the girl was incredibly hateful. I wondered why she did what she did if she hated it so much. She was not a good example of the hospitality that I felt some of the vacationers were entitled to. I hope she's not there when we go back. Yikes.
fort myers beach is adump

Chicopee, MA

#41 May 31, 2011
Beach people wrote:
My husband and myself were at the Ft.Myers Beach this past week! I would think that for the prices charged for rooms there that the beaches would be cleaned. Parking once you leave your hotel is impossible, traffic getting on & office the island is horrible & then you look at a dirty water....What happened to the carribean blue water that use to be there? Sanibel still has the beautiful water. Even the locals wonder where it went. I would not recommend anyone visit this stuck in the 60's so called resort town. If you are looking to go someplace with no parking, crowded dirty beaches, over priced restaurants...you found it.
lousy small skanky awful beach-fort myers beach is a shithole for people who only like a dirty nasty i dont do anything but drink and make sand castles beach-total waste of money-much better beaches elsewhere-dead zone

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 2
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Fort Myers Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Deputies arrest three 'violent offenders' on dr... 44 min charles montgomery 1
FL Who do you support for Attorney General in Flor... (Oct '10) 12 hr Morrocan 2,140
FL August 23 Florida Primary Election: Will you vote? (Aug '10) 21 hr Liberal forever 2,526
Ashley clements and tyler mattingly Mon KLR 1
Park Harrasement Sun Kate 2
Sarasota vs. St. Petersburg vs. For Myers, whic... Sat susanggggg 1
Hybrid incomes becoming the norm in many househ... Sep 26 LEO 477 1

Rip Current Statement for Lee County was issued at September 30 at 4:42AM EDT

Fort Myers Jobs

Fort Myers People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

Fort Myers News, Events & Info

Click for news, events and info in Fort Myers

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]