Bacon Fest Runs Out Of Bacon: Long Lines And Food Shortages Leave Thousands Hungry, Baconless

Aug 24, 2013 Full story: Medical Daily 8

More than twice the number of expected attendees descended upon Bacon Fest in Dayton, Ohio, this past Sunday, causing vendors to deplete their bacon supply much earlier than intended and deprive people of the precious pork product.

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Literature Lover

Englewood, OH

#1 Aug 24, 2013
Hey, at least it kept the Moozlums away!
Dennis Gannon

Dayton, OH

#2 Aug 24, 2013
Literature Lover wrote:
Hey, at least it kept the Moozlums away!
Racist!
The Duke of Hazard

Englewood, OH

#3 Aug 24, 2013
GAG! Overfed porkers on the cloven hoof! Bacon sweat in the air there! Despite their hearts, letting off greasy farts!
The Hack Checker

Englewood, OH

#4 Aug 24, 2013
Not that I really care, but were there in fact any or many Moozlums there? Was our home-town diversity seen by them to be Western infidel perversity? Our porky women showing skin to men, looking like whores, without burkas, hijabs or chadors? Were Moozlums ruded by being excluded and not included? Were our Moozlum friends offended?
motorvoter

Cincinnati, OH

#5 Aug 24, 2013
I'd much rather hang out with a random Muslim than any of you racists.
Dennis Gannon

Dayton, OH

#6 Aug 24, 2013
motorvoter wrote:
I'd much rather hang out with a random Muslim than any of you racists.
The Englewood posts are just one person, Leon Harrison

So don't think it's more than one person. He just switches names.
The Duke of Hazard

Tipp City, OH

#7 Aug 25, 2013
Yeah, hang out with Moozlums and laugh at Mohammed and draw a cartoon of him, especially if you are female, and test their tolerance. It is a rumor that they have no sense of humor, especially over there. Like ya know, remember Theo Van Gogh.
Sky King

Tipp City, OH

#8 Aug 25, 2013
I wish that all of these stores would run out of plain-Jane porkers and New Yorkers, and get or let more pretty young female people in, who are more friendly and thin.

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