Noise violators sentenced to listen t...

Noise violators sentenced to listen to Barry Manilow

There are 46 comments on the story from Nov 25, 2008, titled Noise violators sentenced to listen to Barry Manilow. In it, reports that:

Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs" may begin with the line, "I've been alive forever,'" but for noise ordinance violators, listening to Manilow may feel like forever.

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Saint Paul, MN

#23 Nov 25, 2008
well, I would hate to sit in a room listening to rap ---but that doesn't mean that it would be painful for those kids.....barry manilow isn't awful to me, but probably is to these kids....

it's great a punishment that fits the crime
Donna Marie Rogers

Phoenix, AZ

#24 Nov 25, 2008
Manilow is great.

Eden Prairie, MN

#25 Nov 25, 2008
This is too funny! For me it would be Celine Dion and Michael Bolton for starters...

“Who, me?”

Since: Jun 08


#26 Nov 25, 2008
Make them listen to Rosanne Barr sing the national anthem.
Or John Tesh.


Raffi anyone?
Ms V

Saint Paul, MN

#27 Nov 25, 2008
Kenny G plays soprano saxophone.

Capron, IL

#28 Nov 25, 2008
i don't care.

i don't care about anything.

Saint Paul, MN

#29 Nov 25, 2008
I second Celine Dion. And to the perps with the most violations, they should be forced to not only listen to Celine Dion, but to WATCH her sing. Cruel and unusual punishment.

United States

#30 Nov 25, 2008
Cruel and unusual about sums it up.
stephen Canavan

Minneapolis, MN

#33 Nov 25, 2008
Even a half hour of Barney would make anyone crack. Throwing in the other artists is just iceing on the cake. The platters are pretty good though.
stephen Canavan

Minneapolis, MN

#34 Nov 25, 2008
yokas wrote:
Manillow isn't the worst. They need to find some really offensive music and make them dance to it! LOL
Tiny Tim might do it.
Joliet Jake

Saint Paul, MN

#35 Nov 25, 2008
Erica wrote:
Maybe they should inflict Michael Bolton upon the most hardened offenders.
M. Bolton....... Its like listening to someone kill a seagull with a bagpipe.

Since: Apr 08

Twin Cities

#36 Nov 25, 2008
Tybalt wrote:
i don't care.
i don't care about anything.
Whatsa matter, sweetie, not feeling well today?

Saint Paul, MN

#37 Nov 25, 2008
Tybalt wrote:
i don't care.
i don't care about anything.
I think Sinatra did that song, not Manilow.

I could be wrong.....

“The Lord of Sound Logic.”

Since: Nov 08

Fargo, ND

#38 Nov 25, 2008
I've always wanted to have a set of speakers mounted in my car, the biggest speakers money can buy. I'd tool around town minding my own business, at least until some yay-hoo pulls up next to me with his rip-rop (sic) turned up so loud that it rattles my car and my bones.
That's when I'd slip on my noise cancelling headphones, slip in my copy of "Slim Whitman Sings and Yodels", queue up "Cattle Call" and turn the volume to 11, maybe even 12.
Then I'd stay right next to him as long as I could, playing Cattle Call over and over and over.
Think I'll put that on my 'bucket list'.

Chippewa Falls, WI

#39 Nov 25, 2008
Ha! It would work on my teenagers, that's for sure! I don't care where you're from, that's funny--and sweet justice, to boot.
lost in space

Savage, MN

#40 Nov 25, 2008
Here it is. Problem solved.
lost in space

Savage, MN

#41 Nov 25, 2008

Since: Sep 08

Saint Paul, MN

#43 Nov 25, 2008
Why has no one even mentioned Yoko Ono?.....

Maple Grove, MN

#44 Nov 25, 2008
sounds like torture to me. they called this torture when they found out they did this kind of stuff at guantanomo bay. but its ok to do it to some teenagers that had a loud car stereo.

Saint Paul, MN

#45 Nov 25, 2008
Sacco began the program years ago when he noticed that many of the repeat offenders simply showed up at his courtroom to pay their fine with cash.

Then the fine needs to be severely increased. Say $1,000 1st time.

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