Oh look, they're wearing ejection seat adapters.<quoted text>
Judging by the preponderance of "judgie" activity, it's possible that your hair question is most applicable. We may have found the Beast of the Southern Wild amongst us. Their body hair extends from the navel due South to the back of their neck. That would equate to approx. 1-2 lbs extra. However, my calculations only apply to adorned treasures. And, may I add, shaving comes under personal hygiene which is sorely lacking in that region. Obviously, the formula has to be adjusted according to locale. Well, back to the drawing board. YOLO.
I feel like I led such a sheltered military career, all I had to worry about was the enemy before Facebook.