Mermaid: The manager of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park has bee...

The manager of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park has been fired following allegations that he sexually harassed a mermaid.

[rukidding]

I see a Jimmy Buffet song here somewhere.

[Chevaleresse]

Sounds fishy to me.

[the casual observer]

She must have had some awesom gills

[King Neptune]

I guess the Florida Department of Environmental Protection did the investigation instead of the local police because it is against the law to harass WILDLIFE?

[August]

King Neptune wrote:

I guess the Florida Department of Environmental Protection did the investigation instead of the local police because it is against the law to harass WILDLIFE?

Then why didn't Ron Bergeron get into trouble for jumping on an aligator for the amusement of his freinds, Rick Case and his wife? Oh, that's right. The money was spread just right.

[isaac]

I thought mermaids were fictional characters?

[karma]

He denied "MOST" of the allegations.

[U Jackman]

I'd hate to see what he'ld do to a beautiful dolphin!

[hamberg]

Great reporting SS. Could you at least tell us what a mermaid is? You guys are horrible.

[Frank]

He had served as the park's manager since November 2008, when it was taken over by the state.

See!

You get the government involved, and sheet like this happens!

What? Are Manatees next?

[Jack]

Seriously, this guy is in real trouble, and unless this girl is a liar, it's his own fault. Buy why are there so many reports of this kind of thing lately? It's because pornography, which is so available on the internet, is ruining the minds of many. For a porn addic, the lines of realitiy and fantasy become blurred and they begin to do these things.

This is why the Chinese were smart enough to keep porn out of their country. It's also why the ACLU wanted it in America... because they are bent on destroying the USA.

[RoseBush]

POP wrote:

Tommy Ervin was disappointed to learn that he could only swim behind the mermaids and deposit his sperm on their eggs. Not what he had in mind.

LOL!!!

[KfD]

You're absolutely right. It's right thinking people like yourself that can save this country. Let's get together and start burning some books. We can start on molding everyone to think the right way...OUR way! We can save people from freedom...let's be like the Chinese...if they don't obey our commands we'll roll the tanks or toss their children in rivers.

Jack wrote:

Seriously, this guy is in real trouble, and unless this girl is a liar, it's his own fault. Buy why are there so many reports of this kind of thing lately? It's because pornography, which is so available on the internet, is ruining the minds of many. For a porn addic, the lines of realitiy and fantasy become blurred and they begin to do these things.
This is why the Chinese were smart enough to keep porn out of their country. It's also why the ACLU wanted it in America... because they are bent on destroying the USA.

[JoeBrown]

Ervin was quoted as saying, "Who wouldn't harass that mermaid, she has the hottest set of gills I've ever seen. I just wanted to have a little fin...I mean, fun."

[cutthecrap]

Jack wrote:

Seriously, this guy is in real trouble, and unless this girl is a liar, it's his own fault. Buy why are there so many reports of this kind of thing lately? It's because pornography, which is so available on the internet, is ruining the minds of many. For a porn addic, the lines of realitiy and fantasy become blurred and they begin to do these things.
This is why the Chinese were smart enough to keep porn out of their country. It's also why the ACLU wanted it in America... because they are bent on destroying the USA.

Um, your last name isn't Thompson, is it and tell us you're NOT a homophobe, either, please...

I'm not a fan of pornography, but I'm not a supporter of the thought police either.

[cutthecrap]

Oh Slum Sentinel...

that was h-o-m-0-p-h-o-b-e !

[JoeBrown]

Jack wrote:

Seriously, this guy is in real trouble, and unless this girl is a liar, it's his own fault. Buy why are there so many reports of this kind of thing lately? It's because pornography, which is so available on the internet, is ruining the minds of many. For a porn addic, the lines of realitiy and fantasy become blurred and they begin to do these things.
This is why the Chinese were smart enough to keep porn out of their country. It's also why the ACLU wanted it in America... because they are bent on destroying the USA.

You, Sir, are a moron.

[Eyes Wide Shut]

He is innocent I tell ya, innocent. He thought she was a Manatee and everyone knows Bestiality is legal in Florida.

[FosterBrooks]

LOL..........Mermaids ?

[mom of one]

hamberg wrote:

Great reporting SS. Could you at least tell us what a mermaid is? You guys are horrible.

OMG..get you head out of you arzzzz...
A mermaid at this park is a WOMAN..they have a UNDER water Dance team ..and they dress like mermaids!
the park has been there FOREVER...and so have the mermaids