Willits KOA~Worst Experience EVER!
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small grey

Jackson St Forest, CA

#83 Dec 17, 2012
The pages are written and the story is nearly complete. The devils ambitions will be suspected yet they are false. Even the unbeliever should see the end of the new era is at hand. Rejoice and sing to the sun and the moon. The old ones are near, the armada has assembled in the heavens and the true to heart and soul will be escorted to the place of the beginnings and the futures. Everything of value is written in the book of Dog.
Mis Viola

Petaluma, CA

#84 Dec 18, 2012
I want to join the post aristocracy and worship at the feet of the fallen idol in its dust. I have always grovelled before the clear untruths and am willing to continue with stopping thought now that we know that the end is nigh because of the mayans and their belief in the coming of the great lesbian goddess Chthulu Wonqua, she of the great bearded belly and knees of shiny grease who speaks in thunder and farts rare gasses that cause the very plants to shudder and fish to scream.
small grey

Jackson St Forest, CA

#85 Dec 18, 2012
To ridicule the truth is the folly of the insane. To poke to the sex is to mock the creator. To shame the grey is to lose the light and lose the belief of Dog. Go into the darkness and sting for the hatred and fear. The old ones are not in the darkness, they reveal in the light of the moment. All in the book of Dog.
wonderwander776k

Napa, CA

#86 Dec 19, 2012
hey, whereat the book of Dog? Fear the priests, I do, though not the word, do I.
small grey

Jackson St Forest, CA

#87 Dec 19, 2012
I have the bod and will release it soon to the holy and just. Fear no man, fear nothing for you have no choice but to ride the bus to the end of days. Soon the end will arrive with the armada from the sun and the moon. The grey's words are few for the grey is to leave soon for the vision. Those not with the grey will be in the realm of the nonbelievers and afraid. All in the book of Dog.
KhanburiNovato

Napa, CA

#88 Dec 19, 2012
Where is our food? We ordered using this site as always
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and when everyone was here we then all waited and now
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nothing. There goes the tip. We called the china rose
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and they sent the stuff right over and got the order
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right with extra sauce and cookies for free and we
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tipped big and so you lost out. No more.
small grey

Jackson St Forest, CA

#89 Dec 20, 2012
Farewell to all the unbelievers and the afraid. The armada has arrived and the grey is in the process of assimilating to the release of the sun and the moon. Be at peace, for those who stay behind in 1 day the earth will be a different place for those in reverence. Behold the ends of times and the beginnings of being. The last words of Dog are here for the believers to digest into the belly of the beast who has begun to walk the shell of earth. All was written, all was promised, all will be seen and read in the book of Dog, farewell.
unclelost

Pleasanton, CA

#90 Dec 21, 2012
small grey wrote:
Farewell to all the unbelievers and the afraid. The armada has arrived and the grey is in the process of assimilating to the release of the sun and the moon. Be at peace, for those who stay behind in 1 day the earth will be a different place for those in reverence. Behold the ends of times and the beginnings of being. The last words of Dog are here for the believers to digest into the belly of the beast who has begun to walk the shell of earth. All was written, all was promised, all will be seen and read in the book of Dog, farewell.
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Bon Voyage! The first step is, great the stride.
Chuck Condumb

Sun Valley, CA

#91 Jan 19, 2013
Okay, Ma! I will not come home until you promise to hide your collection of sports and theatre jockstraps. This means you cannot bring them out and show them to my guests for squeeze and smell comparion games. Promise?
ella mae78600

Napa, CA

#92 Jan 22, 2013
what is souvenir jockstraps anyway? I got souvenir twins from my one time and they is a handful. crap, crap, waaah, peee, waah, crap, spit, waaah throw food, waaaaaah.
Here is one

Lincoln, CA

#93 Apr 15, 2013
The Willits KOA is the best R.V. site in the world. It's even better than the one in Puerto Vallarta Mexico where I clean toilets and dump the trash when Im down there. ROTFLMAO
L il Booger Boonville

Sonoma, CA

#94 Apr 16, 2013
Hey, Ma
I is out. can you come get me? We fly to willitses every weekenmd from shellville airport on our Fokker 43. We land and they greet us as special and we stay and eat and drink and do stuff to the tourists and the animals and the radio plays on and on. More burritos, more pate`.
We refuse to pay. We are the 1%. Suspended solution.
samesong

San Mateo, CA

#95 Apr 21, 2013
Heads up to any one who wants to rent a cabin and has dogs.They are now charging 150.00 for pet deposit of course refundable after your stay provided that the cabin is left in good shape, I had NO idea and asked if it was ALL KOA's or just Willits and was informed it was just Willits. We have a small dog (15lbs) and I wondered how much can a small pet eat????
Mammy sebastopol sonoma H

Sonoma, CA

#96 Apr 21, 2013
samesong wrote:
Heads up to any one who wants to rent a cabin and has dogs.They are now charging 150.00 for pet deposit of course refundable after your stay provided that the cabin is left in good shape, I had NO idea and asked if it was ALL KOA's or just Willits and was informed it was just Willits. We have a small dog (15lbs) and I wondered how much can a small pet eat????
Well, that is okay..but people say that they maybe put your pup or kitty in some kind of communal kennel and thaT IS NOT GUARANTEED THAT YOU WILL GET THE PET YOU PUT IN BACK OUT WHEN YOU PAY. Mrs XXY got a siamese for her chihuaha. She is pretty upset and allergic but the cat loves it. What about those folks with the newspapers and cigarettes who start hanging around the toilets after dark at around 11? What are they up to? Why, when all you want to do is take a dump, do they ask you to wait 'til something is "finished"? Is this true or what? Could be okay if you ahad a bum dog and wanted to get a kitty in trade or vice-versa.. Wonder if they have anything in lizards for my old house cat?
mountjoy venus sonora

Sonoma, CA

#97 Apr 23, 2013
Well now, is this the place we're talking about here where at the annual lesbian karaoke gathering of the clans happens at? I just love campin wit the girls and singin 'til the cows leave home. Hoo-awe, wankers. Nice to camp far out, bein camp is nice, yup.
Ukiah babe

Dagenham, UK

#98 Sep 5, 2013
After reading some of the comments I was hesitant to go to Willits KOA, but after spending 2 weeks there I can't praise the owners n staff enough such a friendly helpful bunch and the camp is kept immaculate and I felt the wristbands keep unwanted strangers out the park so why should people decide to stay longer if they so wish and not pay anything (ridiculous suggestion) and in regards to Mr Business Man how can he call himself that, what sensible business man gives things away for nothing remember this - that lovely couple are not only running a business they are also keeping a family with young mouths to feed.
Looking forward to my return visit which I've already booked.

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