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How to tell your a Christian....or crazy

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Goober

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Jun 27, 2012
 

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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
The Real Nutcase

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Jun 28, 2012
 
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Jun 28, 2012
 
How to tell "YOU'RE" ...

A DUMBASS!

Lmao at you! You ignorant communist atheist goon! If ppl want to believe just STHU and let them.

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Jun 29, 2012
 
The irony of using the word ignorant in this context is hopefully not lost on any one. That aside I've been waiting to see when the first flames would pop up since the OP posted this, and I'm genuinely surprised that it took this long. More so that they caught the titular misspelling first.

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Jun 29, 2012
 
Dirtnap wrote:
The irony of using the word ignorant in this context is hopefully not lost on any one. That aside I've been waiting to see when the first flames would pop up since the OP posted this, and I'm genuinely surprised that it took this long. More so that they caught the titular misspelling first.
Obviously a C&P.

I could probably find one that crucified atheism, but why bother?

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Jun 29, 2012
 
Crucified Atheism... O I C WUT U DID THAR.
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Jun 29, 2012
 
Dirtnap wrote:
The irony of using the word ignorant in this context is hopefully not lost on any one. That aside I've been waiting to see when the first flames would pop up since the OP posted this, and I'm genuinely surprised that it took this long. More so that they caught the titular misspelling first.
op?
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Jun 29, 2012
 
Scuba Dawg wrote:
<quoted text>Obviously a C&P.

I could probably find one that crucified atheism, but why bother?
Cp??

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Jun 29, 2012
 
OP means Original Poster, namely the person who started the thread. C&P means copy and paste, in this context implying the content was not original, but rather simply relayed.
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Jun 29, 2012
 
Dirtnap wrote:
OP means Original Poster, namely the person who started the thread. C&P means copy and paste, in this context implying the content was not original, but rather simply relayed.
Rest assured- it was original post.

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Jun 29, 2012
 
guest wrote:
<quoted text>Rest assured- it was original post.
Wrong!

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/Top10.htm

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Jun 29, 2012
 
If you think Jesus is some sort of right wing Rambo who has an ammo belt and a confederate flag you are crazy and certainly not a Christian.

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Jun 29, 2012
 
What is this thread about?
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#14
Jun 29, 2012
 
Banned don't waste ur time. Im not.
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Jun 29, 2012
 
Scuba Dawg wrote:
Apologies- idk you were referring to op. Sorry
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Jun 29, 2012
 
I saw God just the other day and he told me not to worry about things and that everything will be ok.

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