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Peg Leg Bob

Atlanta, GA

#1 Sep 10, 2011
Are there any midget hookers around here?
Truth

United States

#2 Sep 10, 2011
I hear OHMYDAM is one

“My mind....”

Since: Jul 09

was a terrible thing to waste

#3 Sep 13, 2011
Truth wrote:
I hear OHMYDAM is one
The Midget Society kicked me out because I grew a couple inches.

Short F'ers!

Since: May 10

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#4 Sep 13, 2011
OMYDAM wrote:
<quoted text>The Midget Society kicked me out because I grew a couple inches.
Short F'ers!
Has the perfessor been playing with you personal thingy again?

“My mind....”

Since: Jul 09

was a terrible thing to waste

#5 Sep 13, 2011
lady-long-legs wrote:
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Has the perfessor been playing with you personal thingy again?
He's not allowed anywhere near my thingy.

I only use it on special occasions.

“Let's talk to each other:”

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#6 Sep 13, 2011
lady-long-legs wrote:
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Has the perfessor been playing with you personal thingy again?
LOL!! He's been busy all summer attempting to borrow one for someone to play with. Y'all have a good'n.

“Let's talk to each other:”

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#7 Sep 13, 2011
OMYDAM wrote:
<quoted text>He's not allowed anywhere near my thingy.
I only use it on special occasions.
Speaking of special occasions, how was the dove hunting?

Since: May 10

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#8 Sep 13, 2011
OMYDAM wrote:
<quoted text>He's not allowed anywhere near my thingy.
I only use it on special occasions.
Yea, that's what I would say too.....

Left Brain Thinker

“I don't need no stinkin job.”

Since: May 09

Topix Bar and Grill

#9 Sep 13, 2011
So. Does Forrest City have midgets? Or what?

“The Dawg is In!”

Since: Apr 10

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#10 Sep 14, 2011
OMYDAM wrote:
<quoted text>The Midget Society kicked me out because I grew a couple inches.

Short F'ers!
I heard the kicked you out for setting beers on their heads.

“My mind....”

Since: Jul 09

was a terrible thing to waste

#11 Sep 14, 2011
the perfessor wrote:
<quoted text>Speaking of special occasions, how was the dove hunting?
Not as many birds as usual, but we still had a pretty good hunt.

The kids had fun, and that's what counts.

(The cold beer was pretty good too.)

“Let's talk to each other:”

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#12 Sep 14, 2011
OMYDAM wrote:
<quoted text>Not as many birds as usual, but we still had a pretty good hunt.
The kids had fun, and that's what counts.
(The cold beer was pretty good too.)
Yeah, building those wonderful memories. It really makes life worthwhile. I miss those days, but the deer hunts, fishing trips, etc. when my kids were coming up are still vivid in my memories. I can still hear one of my daughters saying (she was 6) "Daddy, I know how you can get a deer. Put on some deer feathers, and when the mama deer comes out, get her." Even kids come up with solutions.

Have a good'n.

“My mind....”

Since: Jul 09

was a terrible thing to waste

#13 Sep 14, 2011
the perfessor wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, building those wonderful memories. It really makes life worthwhile. I miss those days, but the deer hunts, fishing trips, etc. when my kids were coming up are still vivid in my memories. I can still hear one of my daughters saying (she was 6) "Daddy, I know how you can get a deer. Put on some deer feathers, and when the mama deer comes out, get her." Even kids come up with solutions.
Have a good'n.
If you sprinkle salt on a deers tail, he can't fly away.

“The Dawg is In!”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#14 Sep 14, 2011
OMYDAM wrote:
<quoted text>If you sprinkle salt on a deers tail, he can't fly away.
That's the most intelligent post I've seen from you!

“My mind....”

Since: Jul 09

was a terrible thing to waste

#15 Sep 14, 2011
Scuba Dawg wrote:
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That's the most intelligent post I've seen from you!
I have my moments.

Left Brain Thinker

“I don't need no stinkin job.”

Since: May 09

Topix Bar and Grill

#16 Sep 14, 2011
OMYDAM wrote:
<quoted text>I have my moments.
Don't flatter yourself. It wasn't that great.
Just sayin

Longview, TX

#17 Sep 20, 2011
LMAO, thought this thread was about Ronny Midget.
lmfao

United States

#18 Sep 25, 2011
Ronnie Midgett now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. Heard he went to prison for good this time. Whatever happened with him and that young sweet thing he married?
well

Jacksonville, AR

#19 Sep 25, 2011
Im starting to wonder about the midgets myself

“Tssss......tssss .....”

Since: Nov 11

Dallas, TX

#20 Jan 12, 2012
Tssss...tsss....they are called kickables now or sumthin'...tsss....tsss

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