Prince Bradley Addresseth Our Subjects
Posted in the Forest City Forum
#1 Jul 11, 2010
Be advised we are the high episscople angelikan prelate, supreme swabbie commander, and cheef law enfarcement oficer of the 29th A Judicial Districk and we do herby declare all of our late teens and early twenties spoilt brats, red chiefs, and enfants terribles to be entitled to hijack and commandeer the airport and hold it hostage, speed their BMW's 100 mph on Coxe Rd.(or such speed as the sharp curves will allow), lie under oath to the sheriff, magistrates, and judges; carry Glock .45 pistols, dirks, daggers, stilettos, and brass knucks concealed or unconcealed to the terror of the people; burgle hangars, defy elders, give elders a good WOFF blasting packed with obscenities, threaten to whip elders' asses, keep the roads burnt and smoking with hot rubber and screeching tires, and use wide open abandoned spaces like Rutherford County Airport runway and taxiways as Beemer, Porsche, H-D, and Jeep race tracks, drag strips, spontraneous low-level aerobatics box, staging area of Cessna 210 buzzing and terrizing the local poppulation, pistol range, IED test area, pissoir,.50 cal. rifle range, repository for weapons of mass destruction, 3 a. m. bundle drop, and year-round 24-hour deer and dove hunting ground. Et tu.
You will therfor govirn yerself accordinly.
#2 Jul 15, 2010
Looks like Prince Bradley may need what Bobby Medford got.
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