Message From His Hiest Magesty Hizzoner the High Sheriff
Posted in the Forest City Forum
#1 Jan 16, 2009
My little portagee Jeff Hamrich knows how to shake down the victums and make them shutup. He's got the best ways of puting feer in there harts so they go mump when we take our boneusses from there loot. Then we got Judge Lulu Snuffdip" Powell to cuver for us in the corthouse. Crime victums is at the botom of the todum poll. And if they dont go away then we always have them sooped up tazers like Debidy Dee yewzes to zapp em with.
New payoff ruls. Farced Sidy street hookers -- 30%. Rellerferdton street hookers -- 25%. Spindell Street hookers -- 8%. Cathouses: Spindell: 40% and a case of cawniack at Crismess. Rellerferdon cathouses: 50% and seegars wrapped in hunderd doller bills at crismess fer me and Det. Lt. Sammie the Weasel. Farced Siddy cathousses: 40% and free dates to be past out to the sherff's picks of the men durning hollydays. Gilkey Cathouse -- 8% on accounta my cousins runnin it.
Proseeds of buggulers: razed frum 40 to 50% on accountof a bad yeer. ON accounta nozie feds, no seral numbers and no sadderny nite speshals. Onley hiclass stuff.
Whenever we git a big lode of hot snapons and booty in like we did from our faverit groth inderstry the crackhed Fisher-Waters gang and there crack ho's we tell the victum we have his tules and then when he gits just a handful of them back we krawll up trees bassackards to mayk ixkewses. Wee luv to heer em sqwall. After all wee are the lawe. an wee mayk the lawe.
His mark __X__ Jowls Conner, Hiest Sherf, Rellerfurd Cownty
tiped by Lulu Bumpgartner
Saint Augustine, FL
#2 Jan 16, 2009
well jowls,you have provin to all just what type of demention you are going through,was it a blow to your noggin or what happened that you would show us all of what is on your heart ?
#3 Jan 20, 2009
I conttrole the poppolation here an what they own. They hadnt orta owned nothing if they didn't wont me and my oficers to have there part.
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