Severe illness detected in Fordoche

Severe illness detected in Fordoche

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Pooppumper

Frisco, TX

#1 Apr 2, 2010
A contagious pathogen has been detected in the village of Fordoche. It has affected many individuals of both sexes but seems to have a more profound effect on females. Some are severely affected with" diarrea of the mouth". It appears to last longer than regular diarrea. The sewer system, already under a strain from the enormous amount of sh!t located there is now overflowing. The pumping relief effort is unable to keep pace. Officials fear further infections from contamination.
LHSbopper

United States

#2 Apr 3, 2010
Pretty funny...add that to the million and one diseases floating around here!
Whatever

Zachary, LA

#3 Apr 12, 2010
Pooppumper wrote:
A contagious pathogen has been detected in the village of Fordoche. It has affected many individuals of both sexes but seems to have a more profound effect on females. Some are severely affected with" diarrea of the mouth". It appears to last longer than regular diarrea. The sewer system, already under a strain from the enormous amount of sh!t located there is now overflowing. The pumping relief effort is unable to keep pace. Officials fear further infections from contamination.
LOVE IT
Bobby Jindal

Hammond, LA

#4 Apr 29, 2010
Please citizens of Fordoche continue to abate from your normal amount of fecal lanquage. This situtation in the gulf is paramount in priority. Therefore, I am reassigning Pooppumper to the Venice staging area to help in the relief effort. His tremendous success at containing the most vial of crap in Fordoche will assure a speedy cleanup. However, should his services be required again I will redeploy him at once.
Wow

Frisco, TX

#5 May 2, 2010
Looks like you, pooppumper, is the one who needs to watch the diarrhea of the mouth. You started this forum to bash, and have been the only one to comment. Hmmmm?
Fred flinstone

San Mateo, CA

#6 May 9, 2010
They need to Secure the area and let no one in or out it will help every one that is like another area 51 there's no tellin what happens there lol.
Alien

Frisco, TX

#7 Jun 16, 2010
Fred flinstone wrote:
They need to Secure the area and let no one in or out it will help every one that is like another area 51 there's no tellin what happens there lol.
Yes! U are speaking of Fordoche I am sure! I think that it would be unconstitutional to keep those citizens locked up in one area. But nice try! And there's no tellin what happens there!

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