Man arrested for masterbating in Amsterdam parking lot

[mrogmann]

youtube.com/watch...
Stupid It sounds

[George Bush]

Everybody makes mistakes.

[Entitlement Ed]

Im tired of working the crummy jobs around here. I thought I would be a movie star by now. But nothing happened. Obama helped them banks out when they should be out of business. And I got nothing. Thats it....I'm retiring early and going on disability like everyone else. I'm gonna watch cartoons in my pajamas and drink beer all day. I deserve it.

Maybe I'll take a ride over to Amsterdam and park in the parking lot outside of that beauty parlor. There are some hotties working there. A lot of the disability boys park there.

[Yentl]

I wonder if this guy is in prison yet?

[Micheal Itorus]

I used to do it there all the time......did not know it was legal to relive your stress

[Stink on Ice]

At least it wasn't on a motorcycle.

[Master Debater]

Mrs Hawkins wrote:

Sounds like one of those welfare bums to me. Got nothing to do with themselves except that. My stars!

They probably caught sight of you waddling down the sidewalk in your Wal-Mart XXXLarge-size Sweat Pants, and decided this was the best option.

[ghetto4201]

Joe Hanley does it all the time!!!

[Quimbo]

Just another day in Amsterdam. Wonder what he's gonna tell the judge?

[Merle Perkins]

Kids these days. Jeeez

[Que Pervertidad]

St Johnsville.
It figures. There's nothing to look at in St Johnsville.

[Touch hole Joel]

Jeez, why does this keep popping up.

[Chechnan loser]

Probably watching porn on his smartphone

[Whoa]

mrogmann wrote:

youtube.com/watch?v=iy3yi9OlBq 0
Stupid It sounds

Dude better lay off the booze... he's yellower than my dogs piss, unless of course, he's wearing yellow foundation and black eyeshadow under his eyes.
Is this here the jerk?

[Justin Beavers]

Its probably what I would be doing if I wasn't on a world tour and tweeting about how important my dancing and hairdo is. Although its the same thing if you boil it down. Ten years from now I'll be in rehab for the third time and broke. And you will be in Amsterdam.

[Pauly Shore]

Remember me? I was a pretty famous at one time. Now I couldn't get arrested jerking off in Amsterdam. Fame is fleeting. Then you end up in the clearance bin at Walmart where fat people look at your lifes work and say "Who's that?".

Maybe I'll try Gloversville.

[Chief Firewater]

Need squaw to kill trouser snake. Ugh.

[Detective Hardon]

If I could find a way to make money jerking the monkey in a parking lot it would be like getting paid twice.