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“Let's Get'em. Talladega Red 1.”

Since: Nov 12

Clarskburg, WV

#1 Apr 17, 2013
Dear God,

Please get someone to buy us a top of the line, looks like it will kill you on sight and outrun the four horsemen of the apocalypse manual Dodge Challenger.

Also a 50k+ a year job thats fun and intellectual stimulating.

Thanks,

Love Alex and Ramie.
God

Charleston, WV

#2 Apr 18, 2013
Quit asking for things. There is a reason I haven't answered you.

I don't like you
Namu Myoho Renge Kyo

Santa Monica, CA

#3 Apr 18, 2013
Chant for what you want, your dreams will come true.
http://www.nichirenbuddhist.org/
Free, you don't even have to contact anybody.

“Let's Get'em. Talladega Red 1.”

Since: Nov 12

Clarskburg, WV

#4 Apr 18, 2013
Dear God,

You gave me RAMIE so clearly you LOVE me. And if you cant get people what they want what use, exactly are you?

“Let's Get'em. Talladega Red 1.”

Since: Nov 12

Clarskburg, WV

#5 Apr 18, 2013
Dear N.M.R.K.

Please do it for me and get a Challenger or other muscle car for yourself.

-Alex

“Emperor of the United States”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#6 Apr 18, 2013
WHEREAS, avaricious persons and others are conspiring against our person, right and dignity by refusing to supply us with suitable clothing, although repeatedly requested to do so; and
WHEREAS, the national dignity and rights are thereby injured;
NOW, THEREFORE, we command that you proceed on receipt of this our decree forthwith to the tailors, Walter and Tompkins, on Montgomery Street of this city, and then and there proceed to take the rivets out of their shears and prohibit any person from repairing them or furnish them with new ones until they shall furnish us with our clothing, which they have long ago been requested to do.
Given under our hand this 11th day of September, 1862.

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#7 Apr 18, 2013
Emperor Norton wrote:
WHEREAS, avaricious persons and others are conspiring against our person, right and dignity by refusing to supply us with suitable clothing, although repeatedly requested to do so; and
WHEREAS, the national dignity and rights are thereby injured;
NOW, THEREFORE, we command that you proceed on receipt of this our decree forthwith to the tailors, Walter and Tompkins, on Montgomery Street of this city, and then and there proceed to take the rivets out of their shears and prohibit any person from repairing them or furnish them with new ones until they shall furnish us with our clothing, which they have long ago been requested to do.
Given under our hand this 11th day of September, 1862.
uhhh....what?
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EnlightenedOne

Cameron, WV

#9 Apr 18, 2013
If you wish harm or misfortune of any kind towards another person, you will create negative energies that will come back to you, causing you to have a difficult reincarnated life (in your next life), causing you to encounter misfortune and unhappiness until you find a way to clean up your karma back to good.
Anonymous

Roanoke, VA

#10 Apr 19, 2013
EnlightenedOne wrote:
If you wish harm or misfortune of any kind towards another person, you will create negative energies that will come back to you, causing you to have a difficult reincarnated life (in your next life), causing you to encounter misfortune and unhappiness until you find a way to clean up your karma back to good.
Wow, good thing there is no such thing a reincarnation . But I agree karma is a witch.
Jesus H Weinstein

Florence, KY

#11 Apr 20, 2013
If you don't believe in God, who do you yell to when you are cumming?
Alex Weinerstein

Roanoke, VA

#12 Apr 20, 2013
Dear God why didnt you have Alexs mom have a miscarriage when she was pregnant with him.

“Let's Get'em. Talladega Red 1.”

Since: Nov 12

Clarskburg, WV

#13 Apr 20, 2013
Dear nothing-to-do low lifes this is the Wife. Shut up because your life sucks so much that all you have is topix. Alex has me :) now do yourself a favor weinerstein.. Bc we all know ur skin on ur hand is almost completely rubbed off, lay off the comp dude really mr. Weiner.
Alex Weinerstein

Crozet, VA

#14 Apr 20, 2013
Dear God I bet you regret your decision to let him live.

“Let's Get'em. Talladega Red 1.”

Since: Nov 12

Clarskburg, WV

#15 Apr 20, 2013
Dear God,

What's going on dude? It's the day after the greatest day, like, EVER! And wouldn't you believe it - me, the Weed Champion of the World, didn't get to get high. Ain't that some $hit?

CAN YOU REMEDY THIS PROBLEM, PLEASE?

Thanks,

Your obedient boss, Alex
Beavis

Fairmont, WV

#16 Apr 20, 2013
Alex Weinerstein wrote:
Dear God I bet you regret your decision to let him live.
Maybe if Dr. Kermit Gosnell were not currently on trial, he could help remedy the missed opportunity. He'd just need a larger set of those spinal snips.

“Let's Get'em. Talladega Red 1.”

Since: Nov 12

Clarskburg, WV

#17 Apr 20, 2013
Oh, good Beavis. Since you've been identified I thought you'd stopped running your mouth. Glad to know you've regained your former testicles.
Anonymous

Richmond, VA

#18 Apr 21, 2013
Alex Weinstein wrote:
Oh, good Beavis. Since you've been identified I thought you'd stopped running your mouth. Glad to know you've regained your former testicles.
Sorry for you , diesel everywhere . Even in north view.

“Let's Get'em. Talladega Red 1.”

Since: Nov 12

Clarskburg, WV

#19 Apr 21, 2013
Titan,

Huh?
Alex Weinerstein

Roanoke, VA

#20 Apr 21, 2013
People please remember to spade and neuter your neanderthals.
Namu Myoho Renge Kyo

Santa Monica, CA

#21 Apr 24, 2013
Alex Weinstein wrote:
Dear N.M.R.K.
Please do it for me and get a Challenger or other muscle car for yourself.
-Alex
I am not into cars, but I will chant for you to get a Challenger.
http://www.nichirenbuddhist.org/

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