DESOTO

Morehead, KY

#1 Jan 29, 2013
An old man goes for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.When the doctor enters the examination room he says,"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
NAME IN ALL CAPS

Olive Hill, KY

#2 Jan 29, 2013
DESOTO wrote:
An old man goes for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.When the doctor enters the examination room he says,"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
Where have you been chief? That's so old it's just not funny anymore.
READER

Morehead, KY

#3 Jan 30, 2013
NAME IN ALL CAPS wrote:
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Where have you been chief? That's so old it's just not funny anymore.
I've been around,but,never heard that one before. thought I would share it.
READER

Morehead, KY

#4 Jan 30, 2013
What would you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm? "A Pimp!"
READER

Morehead, KY

#5 Jan 31, 2013
NAME IN ALL CAPS wrote:
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Where have you been chief? That's so old it's just not funny anymore.
Maybe not for you,but,for other people who have never read or heard it,might be funny.You're not the only one who visits Topix.So chill and let other people enjoy.If you know what I mean or are you so dense that you don't understand? THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ELVIS IS OUT OF THE BUILDING! LOL
Elvis

Olive Hill, KY

#6 Jan 31, 2013
READER wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe not for you,but,for other people who have never read or heard it,might be funny.You're not the only one who visits Topix.So chill and let other people enjoy.If you know what I mean or are you so dense that you don't understand? THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ELVIS IS OUT OF THE BUILDING! LOL
Elvis is back, now what chief?
KMA University

Olive Hill, KY

#7 Jan 31, 2013
What has two teeth and is fifty feet long?
The hot dog line at the Ewing Fair.

Around here what do you call a woman with two teeth? A keeper.

In West Virginia a new use for sheep has been discovered. Wool.
Waiyusotan

Morehead, KY

#8 Feb 3, 2013
Elvis wrote:
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Elvis is back, now what chief?
He who thinks of number one must remember this number is next to nothing....
say what

Olive Hill, KY

#9 Feb 4, 2013
Waiyusotan wrote:
<quoted text>He who thinks of number one must remember this number is next to nothing....
Huh???
Waiyusotan

Morehead, KY

#10 Feb 4, 2013
What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk will run the stop sign and a stoner will wait for it to turn green.
Waiyusotan

Morehead, KY

#11 Feb 8, 2013
How do you smoke a turkey? Cram tobacco into it's a@# and puff on the beak.
Ninja

Morehead, KY

#12 Feb 13, 2013
READER wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe not for you,but,for other people who have never read or heard it,might be funny.You're not the only one who visits Topix.So chill and let other people enjoy.If you know what I mean or are you so dense that you don't understand? THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ELVIS IS OUT OF THE BUILDING! LOL
I thought it was very funny!!
Waiyusotan

Morehead, KY

#13 Feb 17, 2013
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it. Now Louie do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIE: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
Boats Second Class

Morehead, KY

#14 Feb 18, 2013
What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?(A)They both like tight seals.
hank

Flemingsburg, KY

#15 Mar 17, 2013
i took a stool sample on myself today...i tasted it...disgusting!
Waiyusotan

Lexington, KY

#16 Mar 17, 2013
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A PIMP
Clock

Lexington, KY

#17 Mar 17, 2013
REDNECK MED. TERM: Benign- What you be, after you be eight.

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