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Guards find cell phone inside NC inmate's rectum

There are 68 comments on the El Paso Times story from Sep 22, 2010, titled Guards find cell phone inside NC inmate's rectum. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

North Carolina prison officials said an inmate from Raleigh tried to smuggle a cell phone into prison in his rear end.

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Since: May 10

Denver, CO

#1 Sep 23, 2010
good place for cellphones !!
Mr Rogers

El Paso, TX

#2 Sep 23, 2010
What the heck! He was just gonna talk s h i t anyway
AntiTypical is a moron

Apex, NC

#3 Sep 23, 2010
I assume it was not a "Smart Phone"... Why would a smart phone choose to go there?

Maybe he had it on vibrate mode...

Imagine the guard - hey boss, look what I found.
Verizon Wireless

Huntington, NY

#4 Sep 23, 2010
"Can you hear me now?"

Huntington, NY

#5 Sep 23, 2010
Waiting till he sees this months roaming charges!!!!!

“Who's got the hooch?”

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#6 Sep 23, 2010
I think somebody's talking out of their ass!

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#7 Sep 23, 2010
Good luck trying to get a free loaner...
Inmate Number 154521

Huntington, NY

#9 Sep 23, 2010
What's that smell?

Oh nothing, it's just my cellphone.
John S

Scottsburg, IN

#10 Mar 4, 2011
nothing like talking out of your ass
TP Hater

Arlington, VA

#11 Mar 4, 2011
SH!tty Story!

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#12 Mar 4, 2011
Verizon Wireless wrote:
"Can you hear me now?"
Can you rear me now..??

“Me and my man”

Since: Feb 11

aren't we sexy?LMCTAO!

#13 Mar 4, 2011
If anyone in prison ever needs a payphone, they should just ask me.

Santa Cruz, CA

#15 Mar 4, 2011
Talk dirty to me

“Temporary tinctumutation”

Since: Apr 10

Funk, NE

#17 Mar 4, 2011

Well isn't that handy?

If his cellmate can't come, he'll call...



Lebanon, PA

#18 Mar 4, 2011
I am LMAO at the above posts...good ones!!

“Towards Christmas.”

Since: Dec 06


#19 Mar 4, 2011
Well, at least when they noted
that the cell phone was missing,
they didn't stop until they got to

'the bottom' of it!

“I'm sick of this shyt”

Since: Mar 11

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

#21 Mar 4, 2011
So what, he keester-stashed a phone. Some inmate in Alabama was famous for the variety of items he could fit in his rectal cavity. Among these were a box of Whitman Sampler Chocolates, a 2 pound smoked Ham, a half-dozen cigars, an ounce of pot, a smoking pipe, and various other contraband brought in by visitors. All at separate times, of course. True story.
Harry Sachz

San Jose, CA

#22 Mar 4, 2011
buya negro iswrong

Capitola, CA

#23 Mar 5, 2011
This is why blacks walk around with their pants down ,so they can hear their phone.Having it on Vibrate would be wrong,smart have a banna.
Living in Lebanon

Lancaster, PA

#24 Mar 5, 2011
Maybe he just wanted to give his boyfriend a thrill when he.....Maybe he thought the salesperson at cell phone store said it was a fartphone.

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